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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:48 PM
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The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision
too damn true, and funny..


post some good one liners..

my other fave is ..

"the wages of sin are death, but after taxes are taken out, it's just kind of a tired feeling"

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:50 PM
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1. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
use it EVERY DAY! :D
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:52 PM
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2. never let your feet end up higher than your ass
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:52 PM
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3. Life is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
Lily tomlin
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:52 PM
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4. "There ain't nothin' in the middle of the road. . .
except yellow stripes and dead armadillos" - Jim Hightower

:kick:
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:53 PM
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5. No matter how cynical you get, ya just can't keep up.
Tomlin again
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pink_poodle Donating Member (605 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:54 PM
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6. That's one way of looking at it. -nm
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:54 PM
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7. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and most of them stink.
My dad, the philosopher.
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Shrek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:00 PM
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8. I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of tasks
Right now I'm so far behind I may never die.
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Spoonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:02 PM
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9. Don't complain about the stench in your neighbors back yard
until you clean the shit out of your own.
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:06 PM
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10. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Dr Satan Donating Member (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:08 PM
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11. 
Give him a religion, and hell starve to death while praying for a fish.
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:45 PM
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12. give a man a flame and you keep him warm for a night.
Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:48 PM
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13. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day...
Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 06:01 PM
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14. You Can't hoot with the owls and Soar with the Eagle........nt
but I do try :evilgrin:
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