I'll never swallow ocean water again

[Wapsie B]

Just another reason to keep your ass out of the Ocean...




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[kick-ass-bob]

1. Does this count as a sex thread?

:shrug:

[Wapsie B]

4. Why heavens no!

This is a marine biology thread.

[DS1]

2. Why do you think the Japanese love whaling so much?

/infantile bukakke reference

[Wapsie B]

5. They love that protein.

[DS1]

8. One way to keep your skin moist anyway

:7

[Wapsie B]

9. Great for the complexion.

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Don't laugh - I saw bags of whale sperm for sale in Kyoto food market.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. That could be used as a selling point for preservation...

It's healthier than Viagra...all natural, organic, and whatnot.

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. spooge

Seriously, is that photo-shopped?

[Wapsie B]

6. I haven't the foggiest notion.

I'm not familiar with a whale's appendage.

[Evergreen Emerald]

11. It looks well, suspiciously

human!

[Wapsie B]

12. That could very well be.

from a google search:

How big is a blue whale's penis/testicles?


In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicules weight about 10 kg
(22 pounds).

[In_The_Wind]

31. Proving that there is such a thing as ...

Too Big !

[Wapsie B]

35. Yes that's very true.

That would be too much of a good thing. Unless you're a Mommy whale of course.

[In_The_Wind]

42. Yes. Thank gawd ...

I'm not a mommy!

BTW ~ I spit not swallow when it comes to ocean water.

[Wapsie B]

44. Yes thank gawd for that.

I don't swallow ocean water either. That stuff can make you sick.

[Evergreen Emerald]

37. 22 pounds!

Imagine the jock strap.

[Wapsie B]

40. Yes just imagine the motion in that ocean.

[eyepaddle]

46. You can check on snopes--that isn't the whale's

"thingy." In fact that isn't even a whale! Or a male for that matter.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp
It's likely a piece of the intestine hanging out.

[SoCalDem]

7. off topic, but

It seriously angers me when people catch and kill such magnificent creatures.:cry:

[Xipe Totec]

10. That's not a Blue Whale

Looks more like a shark.

[Shell Beau]

13. Man... Talk about a big fat

whale! :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

14. I knew I could finally corrupt you.

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

17. Yeah, y'all did it to me!

:spank: :silly:

[Wapsie B]

21. I'm so ashamed.

;-)

[matcom]

15. i named my "Ego" years ago!

:bounce:

[Shell Beau]

16. Yeah!! If it looks anything like that, you are probably in for some

serious celibate time!! :o Ouch!

[LaraMN]

18. So... we should "spit" and not "swallow" sea water....

mental note.

[RetroLounge]

19. hmmm

:spank:

RL

[LaraMN]

20. Indeed! You ARE a bit *ahem* spunky today!

:spank:

[RetroLounge]

27. "spunky "

:rofl:

RL

[LaraMN]

34. Or so I hear...

;-)

[RetroLounge]

36. Oh, it's true all right...

Never been shy about being spunky...

:D

RL

[LaraMN]

38. and why should you?

It's a fine trait to possess. :smoke:

[RetroLounge]

41. Oooh, smoking cigarette smilie

:headbang:

RL

[LaraMN]

47. It's the best I can do, since I bid farewell to my sweet Marb Reds.

How I miss them.....

[Wapsie B]

22. It's up to you.

Whatever feels right at the moment.

[Shell Beau]

24. Swallowing never feels right! That water is too damn salty!

:o


:puke:

:rofl:


Then again some people like salt! :P

[Wapsie B]

29. But to swallow it you have to be able to handle it all.

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

30. I can handle it ALL!!

Trust me! :P :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

43. Oh dear god in heaven.

:P

[LaraMN]

28. Well, I suppose I have encountered a seeming degree of surprise

upon executing the latter action. How was I supposed to know? I wasn't raised around any salt-water bodies.

[Wapsie B]

33. I know it can be a shock to you the first time it happens.

But I guess it's a skill learned like any other.

[HEyHEY]

23. Is it wrong to be turned on?

:think:

[progmom]

25. ...

:spray:

[Wapsie B]

26. No not at all.

I find it inspiring actually.

[edbermac]

39. GAWD!! I'll never SWIM in the ocean again!!

:yoiks:

[Deep13]

48. false

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp