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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:47 AM
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Come in here if you need your ego stroked!!
Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 10:47 AM by Shell Beau
:P






Edit, I said EGO matcom!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:47 AM
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1. can i replace "ego" with another word
and not list it here?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:49 AM
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4. Only if it is a dog or cat!
:P
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:48 AM
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2. Stroke me, stroke me!


Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...

You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me,
stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now

You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by...
keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now

Better listen now (said) it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don'tcha take no chances keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances you can't stop you just stroke me,
stroke me
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:49 AM
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3. now I am the one to be stroked...
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:12 AM
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18. where is my ego stroking, damn it!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:51 AM
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5. i read it right
named him "Ego" YEARS ago! :bounce:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:51 AM
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6. I thought it was baby Jesus?????
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:53 AM
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8. nope
that is the left one.

the right one is named Mr. Magilacutty
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:54 AM
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10. Puts a whole new meaning to "Jesus Jumpin' Magilacutty!"
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:05 AM
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16. why yes, yes it does now doesn't it?
:rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:54 AM
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11. Oh no!! Well, I...don't...know... what...
to say! :wow:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:52 AM
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7. hi
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:53 AM
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9. You are so beautiful inside and out!! You brighten the lounge!
:) Was that good enough? All true.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:01 AM
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14. SIGH! I feel better now.
That was good!

See I told you the lounge isn't the same when you're gone.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:03 AM
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15. Aw, you're too sweet!
:pals:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:57 AM
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12. heh heh m heh heh
you said "ego"
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:01 AM
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13. Hehehe
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:11 AM
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17. Right here
it'll help me in my job search.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:13 AM
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19. You have all the wonderful qualities that anyone
could possibly be looking for in work and in love!! :) How's that?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:27 AM
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21. Sounds like my last fortune cookie
I'll add "in bed" to that statement.
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hobo_baggins Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:22 AM
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20. Stroke it up, Strokey
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:46 AM
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22. Oh, I need a strokin fer sure...
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:47 AM
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23. Yeah yeah yeah!
Talk to Clarence Carter! He knows a thing or two about strokin'! ;)
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 11:56 AM
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24. go for it
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 12:00 PM
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25. My ego is
here--stroke away! :D
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