From this day forth- Brazillion joke=instant Ignore.

[Beware the Beast Man]

You know who you are. I don't care if I have to put all of you on ignore. The shit's old. Joking about it being old is old, too.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. What about joking about how joking about it being old is old? -nt

[kick-ass-bob]

2. what about people who threaten to ignore the jokers or those who

joke about the joking of the jokers?

[terrya]

3. No kidding.

Yeah...how about a suggestion...that was a 2005 joke. No need to carry it into 2006. :-)

[LSK]

4. and no more other jokes here either

The lounge is a place for serious talk and prayer! :crazy:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. No it isnt.

:P

I'm just so damn sick of that particular joke. It wasn't funny the first 10 thousand times.

[Jamastiene]

6. Can we say that this thread kicks major ass?

I didn't know what to do when I first saw it, so I just recommended it. :evilgrin:

[underpants]

8. 10,000 ......... ................ and ................... 1

:hi:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4498810&mesg_id=4498810

[Heidi]

12. Oh, how I wish I could nominate a post, rather than a full thread.

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

16. hehehe

thanks

[Heidi]

25. You've got a relatively new baby, right?

We've gotta preserve the sanctity of the "ignore thread" button just for her, dontcha thank? :evilgrin: If we don't do this for your child, the importance of the "ignore thread" button will be lost forever. :cry:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4499552&mesg_id=4499552

[underpants]

27. O. ..... MAH.......... ..... GAWD!!!!!!!

Too funny

[Tari]

9. Don't you mean the first BRAZILLIAN times?

:hide:

[Hugin]

7. Quiet you!

I'm trying to reflect here!

Ahhhuummmm... Ahhhummm... Ahhhummm...

;)

[asthmaticeog]

10. I actually told it to a Brazillian friend of mine this past weekend.

He totally cracked the fuck up, loved it.

[Heidi]

11. Are you threatening those of us who _adore_ that joke?

Challenge accepted. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

13. I'd love that on a commemorative plaque...

or inscribed on a Thomas Kincade painting.

:think: Did Kincade ever paint the White House???

[Heidi]

14. If Kinkaid ever painted the White House . . .

he probably used plenty of fan brushes and exhausted the world supply of "madder lake light" and cerulean. :puke:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Well, lookie what I found!!

I'll keep looking, just in case the WH is there after all!

[RevCheesehead]

19. I found it!!!

Anyone with photoshop want to go at it?? Please?

[XemaSab]

35. Somehow I don't remember

the White House being in the middle of the woods like that.

[Lochloosa]

20. Here you go Rev!

[Lochloosa]

21. I'll bet he sold a brazillion of these

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

15. You will all be very glad to hear

that the brazillion joke is too long to fit in my signature line. :)

[LSK]

18. try

"Donald Rumsfeld blah blah blah .. How many is a brazillion?"

We need an edited version anyways.

:)

[no name no slogan]

26. So Dubya, Rummy and three Brazillians step into a bar

the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

[crispini]

29. LOL! Good job!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

40. you simply rule. I cry tears of joy.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. I was SO sure that your post was going to be "the joke."

Whenever I expect it, it doesn't happen. When I LEAST expect it, I get jumped.

Damn.

:grr:

[ContraBass Black]

23. I'm considering this one myself.

And then, it's going to get very, very quiet in here.

[Call Me Wesley]

24. This one's dedicated to RevCheesehead:

[XemaSab]

36. You almost made me pee the bed!!!!

You should put a warning on shit like that!!!! :grr:
















































:rofl:

[Evergreen Emerald]

28. Rabble rouser

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4499647

[AngryAmish]

30. What is the Brazillion joke?

[Heidi]

31. Funny you should ask!

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[AngryAmish]

34. That's funny.

You should put that in it's own thread.

[Heidi]

38. Um:

:hi:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4499552

[Merrick]

32. And so is pointing out that it is old in a serious sense

Welcome to my ignore list.


Kidding.

[hfojvt]

33. ignored

ignored

[MissMillie]

37. How many Brazillions does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wait... wrong joke.

[ashling]

39. Everybody has me on ignore already

so I'm safe

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

41. ummm, I think, and ah, I mean, er, I humbly submit fully expecting to be

devoured, ah, that, uh, the actual utter non-funniness of the joke itself at this point, that is, its abject humorlessness, is, well, sort of--and here I know we diverge because the joke only irritates you--actually fucking hilarious, because of course it's been beaten so long and hard into just the barest pulpy remains of a dead horse, and the only reason anyone dare bring it up nowadays is the hilarity evoked by the fingerwavers who vehemently insist under threat of ______ that the actual joke itself isn't and never was funny. Well, no shit. FYI, though, Brazillions of Brazilians love this joke. I suppose you're just better than them.