I'm off to play Santa... advice welcome

[Robb]

So it turns out at the last minute my girlfriend has to work tonight until 10-ish, so at the last minute I volunteered for a local charity that brings baskets and gifts to a list of needy kids around the county. Surely they'll need drivers, or heavy lifters, thought I...

It turns out they need Santas, so Ho-Ho-Ho goes Robb. :) I'll be tooling around with an elf (!) and a truckload of packages, as well as a map and list of homes to hit this evening. Uniform supplied.

To make it clear: I look very, very little like Santa. :D

Any veteran Santas? Little help? :rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

1. Never been a santa, but I

would avoid wet bottoms ...