look: a witches tit

[LSK]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hide:

[southlandshari]

1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:cry:


























:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. FUCK IT ALL TO HELL!!

:mad::mad::mad:

I'll admit that you got me, though. We perverts just can't help but jump at anything that might be a sex thread....

:D :D

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

11. Hey - who you calling a pervert?

I just looked at this because I felt it my duty as a moderator to make sure no graphic images were on display.























;)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Pffft on you.

:P :P

;)

[southlandshari]

23. Pffft? You pffft'd me? There HAS to be a rule against that somewhere!

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. What the hell is this--

a fascist country??

Oh, wait....




:D :D

:rofl:

[LSK]

16. come on, now would anyone start a sex thread here?!?!

Really!



























:hide: :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. I know, I know--that was extreme.

I've never met a more innocent bunch of people.























:rofl:

[southlandshari]

25. You'd be surprised.

Some of these immature idiots even post cartoon pics of exposed nipples and start threads with the word "cock" in them!





























:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Uh, but if you look at my pic I just posted,

that's just an ordinary guy with flowers. He does no harm. On the contrary, he's nice and funny. Really! :eyes:

How's your puter?

[southlandshari]

28. I saw it! I'm trying to forget it!

:scared:


:rofl:





My computer is in terrible shape. I am going to make one last attempt to download the program we talked about and will email you the results of a scan if I get one to run all the way without the machine freezing up. Thank you SO much for your help!

:hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

31. No worries.

Scan goes pretty quick. I hope I'll be able to help. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

3. That's funny.

Mind if I copy it to GD?

:rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. LOL!

:D :D

[Debi]

4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Witches Tit

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. WTF?

:wtf:

[RevCheesehead]

9. post- Mammogram, obviously.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. Lol.

:D :D

[Debi]

15. haha!

:rofl:

[Debi]

13. I just searched witches tit photos and came up with that....

weird!

[Hugin]

6. No... That's a BOOB!

Sheesh.

[Texasgal]

8. YOU ARE EVIL!!!!

:spank:

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

[Call Me Wesley]

18. "Fool Me Twice ..."

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. ROFL!!!

OMG---You are too flucking funny, CMW.

:rofl::rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

21. Why thank you!

I was just bored until now. ;)

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. Haha.

:hi: back atcha.

[Err]

20. Witch's Tit:

Witch'S Tit Recipe

Ingredients
2 1/2 oz Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz Heavy Cream
1 Maraschino Cherry

Mixing Instructions
Pour the Kahlua into a pousse cafe glass. Carefully float the cream on top by pouring over the back of a teaspoon. Place a maraschino cherry in the center, and serve.

:D

Shame on you for using that joke, btw. :grr:

[Arkana]

27. *kills LSK with a rusty machete*

Fuck, I hate this joke.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

29. We all do, by now...

Why, I must've heard it a brazillian times!
















:hide:

[RetroLounge]

30. Damn you to hell.

oh, and by the way, having dated a self-proclaimed witch, I can tell you exactly how cold a witch's tit actually is...

:scared:

RL