OMG! This is HUGH!!!! Britney tossed Kevin out on his butt.

[Midlodemocrat]

Why isn't this in LBN? This is a HUGH story....


http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/370937p-315531c.html

[supernova]

1. Ha! She thought he was a fixer upper project!

Well, if she's tossed him out, there may be hope for her afterall.

[against all enemies]

2. Nick should hook up with Britney, that would teach Jessica.

[Shine]

3. Well, frankly, it sounds as if she made the right choice.

He sounds like a total loser, who's obviously not ready for parenthood. At least she's got a shitload of money to make being a single-parent a little easier.

I can imagine it must be difficult having every aspect of one's relationship and life on public display all the time. Certainly adds to the pressure.

Good luck to them all....

Shine

[terrya]

4. Oh-oh...trouble in Britneyland

Oh, dear...looks like the marriage may be in a bit of trouble. THAT'S a shocker.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I KNOW!!! I can't believe that this marriage

is failing!!!!

They seemed so right for each other, what with him leaving the pregnant girlfriend for Britney and spending all her money....


:eyes:

[terrya]

7. I know. They seemed like the poster kids for the sancitity of marriage

:eyes:

The sad part about this trainwreck is, if I'm not mistaken, Britney having a kid with this guy. Poor kid.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. They did. A boy. Sean Preston 11 weeks ago. That poor kid.

Well, the good thing is, at least they're not gay....that would destroy all vestiges of marriage in this country if they were gay and had been allowed to marry.


:eyes:

[WCGreen]

36. That is soooo True...

Fuckin' gays are ruining the cultural fabric of this god fearin' country....


:sarcasm: In case you didn't know....

[GOPisEvil]

6. I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

I should go back to bed.

[supernova]

8. Here, hava a lie-down

It's going to be a tough day!

[GOPisEvil]

10. That is a gorgeous bedroom!

Very relaxing.

Ahhhhh...:boring:

(in reality, I'm just back from the gym and all keyed up)

[supernova]

11. Good for you!

Going to the gym... :applause:

I've only gotten so far as thinking about the treadmill this morning. :sigh:

[GOPisEvil]

12. If I don't go first thing, I don't go.

(Or first thing after work, when I'm working. ;))

[Hugin]

9. WHUT?!?!

I'll be gosh darned...

No problem, however, due to the fact the Affleck/Garner union has
become my vicarious romance of choice.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Then you will be thrilled to know that Jennifer gave birth to a girl.

Mom and baby doing well.


All is right with the world.

[Hugin]

18. I heard they named her...

Violet! Which happens to be my favorite color!

So, I'm double plus plus happy. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Cannikin]

13. This marriage ruins the sanctity of my same-sex long term relationship

[Midlodemocrat]

16. >

:applause:

:thumbsup:

[terrya]

17. You're right! We'd better pass a constitutional amendment, pronto!

Damn threats to our long term relationships! :grr:

[NNadir]

19. Oh thanks! Now I won't have any time to think about global climate change

Iraq, the destruction of US science, the rise of religious fundementalism or any other thing.

I am so worried about Kevin and Brittany and the sanctity of marriage.

[skygazer]

20. Cutesy nicknames a la JLo seem to be the new thing in tabloids

"KFed" - who's the rocket scientist who thought that one up? Very annoying - they find the stupidest phrases and work them to death - "love child", "romp" (as in "Sharon Stone's gay romp with mystery woman"), and there's always a "crisis" or "drama" ("Liz drug crisis", "Jen's baby drama").

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[mitchum]

24. You can thank the Limeys who now populate the ranks of the tabloid...

scribbling class. The cutesy nickname schtick is something that they brought over from Fleet Street.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. And Bennifer 2's Bump!!!

Translation: Jennifer Garner and Ben Afflecks pregnancy. :puke:

[skygazer]

31. God, I'd forgotten Bennifer

:puke:

And the bump thing is annoying as hell, too. And the bling. I guess I've just got to stop reading tabloids!

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. and the puh's...who needs someone to hold an umbrella over their

head...that's just icky. :hi:

[flamingyouth]

21. But ... he's Father of the Year two years running now!!

:crazy:

[Fenris]

26. He's a model parent!

And a stellar husband to boot!

[Deja Q]

22. Did britney toss her baby out of her butt yet?

Ms Family Values, who told the world she felt pregancy was a terrible chore for her, has got some serious issues.

I feel sorry for her offspring.

[tjdee]

25. I thought she said she loved being pregnant?

Maybe I heard a different rumor. :shrug:

Pregnancy *is* a terrible chore. I thought it sucked royally. That doesn't mean she doesn't love her kid.

Though, she *does* have major issues.

[In_The_Wind]

23. Ho hum ...

in again ...

out again ...

[Canadian Socialist]

27. If these two love-struck, crazy kids can't make it work

what hope is there for the rest of us. First, Michael Jackson and his young, beautiful bride, Lisa Marie... sigh so much love there. And now Britney and Kevin.... there is no joy in "traditional" marriage. BTW, "traditional" marriage in Canada is any consenting adult with any other consenting adult. Go Canada. We don't have "SSM"... we have marriage. Full stop.

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. You forgot about Jessica and Nick...one that I still get teary about.

:cry:

[Arugula Latte]

30. I know. Such tragedy. I'm still not over the Carmen Electra/Dennis Rodman

break-up. Oh, will my heart never mend? :cry:

[Canadian Socialist]

32. I was grocery shopping yesterday

and what is at the checkout? Yup... the Britster and Kev Kev on People magazine. Cuddling their child. Should have known... that's like the kiss of death. So, if I ever get married (again) or have a child (HA!) I KNOW not to get my pixs splashed across the cover of People. What? It could happen!

[Giant Robot]

33. Now maybe she'll return my calls!

...or lift that darn restraining order....

[ghostsofgiants]

35. So Hugh that the photo on the page was taken by McHugh.