What do you want for Christmas?

[RevCheesehead]

(or the Holiday Season, if you prefer)

I'm making a list.
Anything goes.

[XemaSab]

1. Bird books and plants

:D

[RevCheesehead]

2. would you care to be more specific?

[XemaSab]

14. Well...

I just got myself "Crows and Jays," "Warblers of the Americas," "Kingfishers, Bee-Eaters, and Rollers," and Sibley & Monroe.

But I still want some field guides for christmas. Thailand, Africa, Australia...

And I want 10 Erigerons, 7 Eriogonums, 10 Leptodactylons, 5 Mimulis, 10 Penstemons, and 3 Salvias.

Please. :)

[RevCheesehead]

65. Gift cards it is!

[Dangerously Amused]

138. 10 Erigerons, 7 Eriogonums,

...fiiiiive gooool-den riiiings... ba dom bum bum...

10 Leptodactylons, 5 Mimulis, 10 Penstemons, 3 Salvias...

and a paaaarrrr-tri-idge in a peaaaar treeeeeeee...

[vajraroshana]

186. me too.... and I'll be somewhat specific....

Santa, if you're reading this, I'd like SE USA bird books that I can actually carry around (I love the Sibley book that you brought me a couple of years ago, but you can't carry that around with you in the woods).

Plants: a nice collection of Chinese tree peonies.

[RevCheesehead]

195. A field guide? Sure:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1582380902.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
(Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1582380902/qid=1133728921/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/102-0305974-3125739?s=books&v=glance&n=283155 )

I love peonies!

[Dave Reynolds]

3. World peace.

And the end of hunger for all children.
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-miss_america,0.jpg

[RevCheesehead]

8. Miss Congeniality, is that you?

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Gaaa!

Sandy! :loveya:

Can I have her instead o' the camera?

Oh, wait. She up and married that... that biker. :grr:

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. One of these and one of these, please.

1997 model Ferrari F355 Spyder, Cobalt blue, tan interior with the F1 paddle shift if you please.

And one of these

North American P-51D Mustang. Painted to match the Ferrari would be nice but the polished finish is fine too.

I have simple tastes.

On edit to say the 355 can be had for around $80,000 these days with less than 10,000 miles but the Mustang is gonna run low 7 figures.

I'll come and pick them up.

Oh, and a spare Merlin or Rolls V-12 engine for the '51 would be a nice stocking stuffer.

[RevCheesehead]

9. Will you settle for this guy's phone number?

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. ROFL!! I think i might have to change my name....

to "A Defense Contractor to be named later I Am"!

:rofl:
Here's to you, Rev.....From a man who has no god to a Woman who represents one so extraordinarily well, may the fortunes and sentiments of the season graciously and profusely bless you, your loved ones and your household.
:toast:

Edited to correct gender because, alas, i am in the end a bit of a dolt. But a considerate one, i hope!

[LSK]

5. a Rovian indictment

[RevCheesehead]

10. No problem. Merry Fitzmas.

[WindRavenX]

6. food

and more $$ to pay my bills.

[RevCheesehead]

13. of course....

along with kind and generous friends.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Seriously?

[RevCheesehead]

15. Will you settle for the WI model?

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. LOL!

Nah, 'fraid not. I'm a Canon guy. :7

[SofaKingLiberal]

11. Desert Eagle .50AE

[RevCheesehead]

18. Please fill out the appropriate registration forms.

There's also a waiting period.

You haven't been angry lately, have you? (tell me you didn't go to GD!)

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. GD? I don't know any GD

:hide:

[leftstreet]

12. I want an X - republican house - BOX

Yes, I'm willing to take shipping in 06.

[RevCheesehead]

20. Here ya go.

[leftstreet]

23. THANK YOU SANTA! Your cookies and milk are on a FEMA truck

in Nebraska.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. Me, I want a hula hoop.

:popcorn:

[bliss_eternal]

25. Which one of the Chipmunks are you?

Or was that Alvin's part?

I haven't heard that record in many years...

[Radio_Lady]

112. Please, no Alvin jokes. My mother-in-law gave that name to her only son

in 1934. I married him in 1973, and we changed our last names the same year. He also legally changed his name to ALLEN at the same time.

[RevCheesehead]

27. I finally found the one that was missing:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. LOL.

[RevCheesehead]

47. ROFLOL!

Too funny! :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

94. first thought: why are those nuns standing on those little square things?

i'm not kidding :dunce:

[Radio_Lady]

114. RABID NUN INFECTS ENTIRE CONVENT!

For a roaring good time, read about a new book with this title at the web site, cited below.

If you're in Portland, Oregon, the author, Tom D'Antoni will be at Powell's downtown bookstore for a reading on Monday, December 5, 2005 at 7:30 PM.

www.rabidnun.com

I interviewed the author on my audio show. He's a writer, reporter, documentarian, etc. with a new book about the stories he wrote --right out of his head -- that means completely false and made-up stories -- for one of the more popular American tabloid newspapers. Funny as all get out.

[China_cat]

24. Doesn't matter what I want

I ain't going to get it because we have to have the roof replaced.

[RevCheesehead]

29. I'll send this guy to your house:

[Clintmax]

55. WOOHOO!

He's sexy as HELLS! Send him MY way! :rofl:

[China_cat]

57. Nice. While I appreciate the thought

I'd rather have someone a bit older, heavier and with awful butt cleavage...up on the roof swinging a shingling hammer.

[RevCheesehead]

63. I'm sure these guys would do...

[khashka]

246. Now I know what I want in my stocking this Xmas!

Khash.

[Omphaloskepsis]

26. One of these...

[RevCheesehead]

32. Are you sure?

and:

[Wapsie B]

28. A new two car garage.

[RevCheesehead]

34. Sure, no problem.

[Wapsie B]

35. Rev I'm shocked.

A garage door not festooned in Packer colors? For shame. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

66. Trademark costs extra.

I told you to be specific! :spank:

[Swamp Rat]

30. Santa's flask

:D

[RevCheesehead]

38. You'll shoot your liver out, kid!

Ho - Ho - Ho!

[Err]

33. XBox 360, Raw vs Smackdown 2006 for PS2...

and that's it. Of course, if you total up how much that would cost, it'd be about $550...and my mom and dad have a budget of about $100 for Christmas, so I'll be just happy with the video game. :)

[RevCheesehead]

39. How about a major award instead?

[Err]

40. Be careful with that!

It's fra-gee-lay! ;)

[RevCheesehead]

58. That's Italian, isn't it?

[WCGreen]

36. I ain't got no wants and desires in the material realm

[RevCheesehead]

41. May I offer you something more heavenly?

[WCGreen]

42. Floating on cloud nine......

[RevCheesehead]

68. I know the place

[benny05]

37. To do as my spouse and I did last year

on Xmas day...serve dinner on our china--just the two of us. We wore jammies with robes, listened to XM radio, and had a candlelight dinner. Not having to travel and just having our own tradition of just being with my spouse I love so much. We're not into the family get togethers as both my spouse and I didn't have the most positive experiences at Xmas time with our nuclear families. We love our families, but we both like being in our home during Xmas, even if we don't do a lot!

I tend to be an American consumer for wanting presents, but also don't see the point of purchasing much when the two of us buy little presents or do things for each other most of the year. :pals: I do like listening to Xmas music though, and feeding our pets treats, putting red ribbons with bells around their necks (mainly for the kitties) because they are good babies!

[RevCheesehead]

43. May we all be with the ones we love.

Happy Holidays!

[ghostsofgiants]

44. I asked for art supplies and either an ipod nano or a new office chair.

I originally wanted a new snowboard, but that was well outside the price range I was given. (A good snowboard can run close to a grand, so no dice, haha.)

[RevCheesehead]

45. Are you willing to share the chair?

[ghostsofgiants]

51. With a dog that cute, how could I not?

[Seabiscuit]

46. My two front teeth

It would also be nice if I could:

1. Pig out and actually LOSE weight;

2. Drink myself silly without the hangover.

[RevCheesehead]

48. If I could figure out the last two, I'd do it for myself!

Here ya go:

[Seabiscuit]

49. Are those what Jerry Lewis wore in "The Nutty Professor"?

[RevCheesehead]

50. Sure looks like it, doesn't it?

http://www.faketeeth.net/Search.bok?category=

[ForrestGump]

52. I already put in my request

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4381216#4381624

:D

[RevCheesehead]

69. It's a dirty little secret....

(whispering: Santa outsources)

[ForrestGump]

81. I THOUGHT I heard "welcome to the North Pole -- this is

Sandhu...may I be helping you?" when I called. :o

[RevCheesehead]

85. Damn - they should know better.

We have classes that teach em tuh spek Englush reel good.

[DainBramaged]

53. A pain-free holiday without medication

Nothing material. Except the heater core replaced on my old Blazer. It's $834, so it ain't getting done soon. I know, but they have to come out from inside so the dash comes out. Mostly labor, and I can't do it myself. That's where the pain comes in.:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

72. How about a cosmopolitan?

[DainBramaged]

191. I don't drink, and if I did, that isn't too appealing

I would think Jim Beam Black Label appropriate for most to deal with Giftmas. Ok, I'll settle for a Bentley Continental GT, 2004 model. Why 2004? Because Santa won't have to spend the full $205,000

http://www.gpimports.com/db/front/carDetail.php?which=0317

[RevCheesehead]

204. All I have in stock is Brandy

[In_The_Wind]

54. I honestly don't need anything that money can buy.

[RevCheesehead]

73. OK - here's something for your smiley

[DainBramaged]

193. Have a Glass 'O Kitten, priceless

[RetroLounge]

56. A mind full of Serenity and a full night's sleep

Maybe Target has them on sale...

RL

[RevCheesehead]

75. Ask, and you shall receive:

[SharonRB]

59. I'd like Articles of Impeachment

for Fitznukah.

[RevCheesehead]

77. Maybe Fitz can answer this question first:

[barb162]

127. yeah, but then it's Cheney, gotta do both of them

[RevCheesehead]

235. Here's the bestest I can offer you:

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[WolverineDG]

60. a roofer, an electrician & a plumber

if that can't be arranged, then lowe's gift certificates so i can buy some stuff for my house (electrical outlets, ceiling fan, new lighting fixture for the kitchen, sheet rock, 2x4s).

or the tiggr tie. ;)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

78. You understand this is a hugh sacrifice.....

...but only for a month. You have to return him when you're done.

[SharonRB]

197. Hey, it's Sparky!

When is he going to be back? We all miss him.

[RevCheesehead]

205. Hi, Sharon

I think we might be hearing from him soon. ;) Trust me.

[eeyore]

61. A new roof

I'm renovating a 1907 mason's hall, and the roof is leaking as we speak.

Not a good situation in December in Portland!

[RevCheesehead]

79. Santa's little helpers....

[eeyore]

109. Thanks, but I might have to exchange for a different color

But the masons in my building were black masons, as in african american. These fellas look like they might like to horsewhip my masons.

[RevCheesehead]

110. let me see if I still have the receipt....

:blush: my apologies, of course.

[bertha katzenengel]

62. I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT! HERE IT IS!

Maybe, since they're out of stock on the XXLs, Mrs. V. might get me an XL. As incentive.

:7

[RevCheesehead]

80. OK

You never know what might turn up.

[bertha katzenengel]

96. Right you are.

Thanks, Rev Cheesehead.

Hey, bring me a beer once, will ya?

(a Wisconsinite friend once said that to me and i've never gotten over it)

[RevCheesehead]

99. If you find one big enough, you only need one trip.

[haydukelives]

64. Mini Mac

Please

[RevCheesehead]

82. Since you said "please"

[tjwmason]

67. A damn fine dinner - with damn fine wines to go with it

Which is probably a cert - the wines are as I sort that part out. :D

My best Christmas present I know about already, but is a secret for the moment - though one DUer does know about it - and it's the best one I could have hoped for. :bounce:

[Cannikin]

70. I want to be in your stocking

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

86. Maybe this will help

[tjwmason]

133. Now that would certainly be a Christmas to remember

:bounce: :evilgrin: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

84. A trip for two to the destination of your choice.

Might I suggest the California wineries?

[LeftyMom]

71. *ahem*

I'm not getting it, but it's the first thing that came to mind. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

87. Improvise

[LeftyMom]

88. Uhm...

Too late. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

100. Remember the old AT&T jingle?

As a wise man once said to me, "I like to think that when we reach out and touch others, we touch ourselves. I know that I do." (Bleever, KOEB thread, ...?)

[LeftyMom]

101. I don't think I can respond

Without taking this thread into forbiden territory. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

108. I haven't seen a mod anywhere near this thread.

g'head! g'head!

Oh, wait - YOU'RE one!! :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

74. This:

Not holdin' my breath, though...

[RevCheesehead]

90. That's a little steep.

How about a day of this?

[loudestchick]

76. I want all my husbands clients to pay BEFORE that net 30 shit!

[RevCheesehead]

91. Someone will call you Monday.

[ralps]

83. Hi RevCheesehead, My kitties would love some catnip plants & so would I

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

92. Absolutely!

[ralps]

98. Thanks RevCheesehead, Norman, Crook & I appreciate it.

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Joey Liberal]

89. I want a mistress for Christmas n.t

[RevCheesehead]

93. I'm going to need to ask for help here....

any suggestions, Loungies?

[merh]

95. Peace on earth & good will to all.

That the weed is impeached & facing prosecution for war crimes

That the insurance corporations's little hearts grow to be the size of a mountain and they honor our contracts.

That a liberal, progressive, compassionate human being is put in charge of FEMA and the recovery and that congress taxes the rich to pay for the reconstruction and off the national debt.

[RevCheesehead]

102. yeah, yeah, yeah... whatever, kid...

I happen to know what you need:

[merh]

103. Now how shallow is that?

And btw, where is George?

[RevCheesehead]

107. almost 6 inches!

George has gone to Japan to get it for you.

[AtomicKitten]

97. Peace on earth

oh, and a faux fur throw.

[RevCheesehead]

105. OK - I think I can do both:

[AtomicKitten]

119. sweet!

you've made my dreams come true

[merh]

232. Wait a dang minute, I asked for peace on earth first

and you didn't give it to me - you gave me something that might assist me in obtaining a personal form of peace, but damn it, I wanted world peace too. :argh:

[RevCheesehead]

237. My dear friend,

you already have that, and more:

[merh]

239. How did you know I was a Leo?

:shrug:



:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

249. Are you?

"That explains a lot" says the Capricorn goat. "Leos" are the best, and make the most wonderful friends. If you were a guy, I'd marry you. :hug:

[merh]

264. LOL

Why thank you for that compliment, if I were a guy, I might ask ya, it would depend on how well you can cook.





























:hide: :rofl: Well, we all know that Leo males are really egotistical and demand to be waited on. It's all about serving them. ;-)

We women are not that bad, though we can be hard headed and opinionated. We definitely are loyal to our friends. :hug:

[AirmensMom]

104. My dream house.

On my dream land in TN ... close to my daughter.

And a safer world for my kids and grandkids.

I'll be looking under the tree. Don't let me down, Rev!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

106. "Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

(Susan Walker:) If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.
(Kris Kringle:) Now wait a minute, Susie. Just because every child can't get his wish that doesn't mean there isn't a Santa Claus.



Now, repeat after me:
"I believe... I believe... Even though it's silly, I believe."

[AirmensMom]

132. Leave it to you ...

Of COURSE that fits! We just watched the movie, too. :)

[supernova]

111. Someone deeply meaningful in my life

That would feel good.

[RevCheesehead]

115. That's easy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=111153

Say hi to Durham for me! (I loved living there)

[kitkatrose]

113. I want my next door neighbor's

sub woofer to die a horrible death that burns down everything in his room, leaving mine untouched, and he has no insurance. And I'd like my roommate to get her throat and nose cleared out. I'm starting to get grossed out.

Yes, I'm cranky right now.

[RevCheesehead]

116. How about these non-violent alternatives?

[u4ic]

117. Good health

and a hot young man in uniform (NOT a military one, however) :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

139. That's a two-for-one deal:

Just cut out Julianna's head and paste your own cutout there...

[StellaBlue]

118. A job.

[RevCheesehead]

140. I think this guy's job is opening soon:

[swag]

120. nothing

[RevCheesehead]

141. [.]

[KitchenWitch]

121. A Creative Zen Sleek

MP3 player...

[RevCheesehead]

122. Hey! I was wondering when you'd show up.

Is it Saturday already? :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

123. We are changing things up around here!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

125. Variety is the spice of life.

Here, have some nuts:

[KitchenWitch]

126. I love nuts!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

129. who doesn't?

[KitchenWitch]

130. Don't let MrsGrumpy see that photo

She is still getting over the squirrel story.

[Lannes]

124. Jessica Alba

[RevCheesehead]

145. well, I can at least get you her photo...

the rest is up to you.

[Chicago Democrat]

128. A job for the jobless i know...

family is hurting very much this year. Mortgages are barely paid and food is in short supply. Shoes and cloths are old and threadbare.

So its cloths mostly for everyone. I am getting everyone electic tooth brushes which are excellent and needed in my poor family simply to prevent future dental disasters.

We are saving up for a new stove.

[RevCheesehead]

147. Well, let's see what we can do together:

and

[hickman1937]

131. My faith back.

My church. Thanks for asking but the real Catholic church is dead. I, like so many of us, will just drift.

[RevCheesehead]

148. It's not dead - just limping a bit...

God's still there. :hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

134. Dear Reverend Santa Cheesehead Claus:

I like your taste, and I trust your judgment. Therefore, I will let you surprise me.

In the interests of full disclosure, I have been a fairly good girl this year, better than most years, but not as good as a few. However, as you know, those benchmark "good" years took place when I was quite a bit younger and had significantly fewer responsibilities. Say, age five. So I don't know that it is fair, really, to keep the bar quite that high these days. Also, I was wondering if you could please grade on a curve this year. This should probably entail tossing out both my best and worst overall years as a matter of principle, to maintain the integrity of the scoring system. Finally, any badness of mine you may have observed over the past couple of days is completely out of character for me, and was completely provoked by one or two certain naughty boys, with whom I'm sure you are quite familiar. To this end, any such recent naughtiness on my part should not be credited to my gift quota, but to theirs.

Okay, and lastly, I am a fellow Cheesehead, so I think that should score me a few bonus points. Not that you would ever engage in nepotism or anything. Oh yeah, and I love you more than anybody else on this board ever could.

Thank you, Reverend Santa Cheesehead Claus!

[RevCheesehead]

150. Santa says: "Learn to be concise."

[Dangerously Amused]

161. =GASP= Oh, my goodness! It's...he's... PERFECT!!!

Oh! Oh! MY VERY OWN GENE KELLY!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


Oh, Reverend Santa Cheesehead Claus, how did you know? He's perfect! This is EXACTLY what (whom?) I've always wanted! Thank you, oh thank you!


*Shrieks with joy, grabs Gene Kelly, runs into bedroom and slams door*

:woohoo:









***
Re: The concision thing. I know, I'm sorry. Verbosity is such a vile, ugly habit. I'm trying to quit, I really am. It's so hard to quit though, when I get paid to talk. And get paid to argue. Can I get away with blaming society? =sigh= I guess not. :eyes: :)

I'm a sick woman. I need help.

[Deja Q]

135. I want a job, lots of money, a car, world peace,

world domination, a better body, some hookers, more staying power, AND on top of all that I want a new toothbrush too. Oral B, naturally.

[RevCheesehead]

152. You can get that (toothbrush) anywhere.

How about this, and a brand new adventurous attitude?

[u4ic]

214. That cartoon!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

136. A new computer...

or at least someone to help me fix this one!!!!

Going on two weeks with the latest problems. I've tried to run spybot and my anti-virus software - it freezes up before either can complete their scans. I'd back up all my files and just re-build the hard drive, but the damn thing freezes before I can copy files to a CD or zip disk!

:cry:

[Call Me Wesley]

143. Try this once if it starts to act up:

http://www.majorgeeks.com/download3155.html

And send me a PM with a screeenshot of the results, if you don't mind.

[southlandshari]

149. THANK YOU!

I've read about the hijackthis! program but haven't been able to get any confirmation from tech-minded friends that this is a good (or bad) program.

I saved that site to my Favorites. I don't want to try to download now, because I've only got a few more minutes online for now. I will definitely go back late tonight (early morning your time) and see what results I get with it. Can I email you the results?

:hug:

Heidi is not only cool as cool can be, she's a lucky woman to boot!

:D

[RevCheesehead]

153. I see. You need to practice safe surfing.

Might I suggest this for most of your internet(s) needs:



And this when you enter the Lounge:

[southlandshari]

154. Good God, woman! What would the folks at GBGM say?

An active ordained minister making a long-term former missionary in the same denomination blush furiously...

:P

:rofl:


This is EXACTLY why I said you were, without a doubt, the funniest person in the Lounge!

And I :loveya: for it!

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

176. Oh, the same tired old shit...

"Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors, Open Wallets....
The Pastors of the United Methodist Church"

Where did you say that? And were you under oath, or just under the influence? :)

[Broken_Hero]

137. okay...:)

That huge damn remote controlled Batmobile...:)
an amp for my acoustic/eletric guitar
guitar tuner
anyting with superman stuff on it!....

:)

[RevCheesehead]

155. Something in satin, perhaps? or silk?

[Broken_Hero]

194. thanks that will do!....:)

I got some superman shorts, but most of the boxers I find are to damn small...I'm an XXL man...:)

[neweurope]

142. Affection. That's what's missing most in my life right now.

*** presents. Or maybe I could ask for some health?


-----------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[RevCheesehead]

163. plenty of hugs to go around.

and my sweeties:

[neweurope]

189. Why thank you! I do indeed feel better!

:hug: right back at ya!

---------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[nevergivein]

144. This Movie

I want this movie for Christmas because the site is so cool and the subject is so important.

www.usathemovie.com

No fluffy bunnies for me. Peace on Earth seems to be a big far away dream.

[Call Me Wesley]

146. Welcome to DU, nevergivein!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

156. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

159. Welcome to DU!

[RevCheesehead]

165. I will give you two copies:

One for yourself, and one for your local library. (and I might just pick up a copy for myself, too)

[nevergivein]

199. Cool!

Thanks for all your kind wishes...

:yourock:


I think it was the film clips on their site that sold me.... Unique!

[Arkana]

151. Video games, political books, clothes, computer equipment...

[RevCheesehead]

166. How about I just drop you off here?

When you make up your mind, let me know.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

157. Bah humbug! I want to skip December 1-25.

I hate Xmas - a royal pain in the ass.

Sorry, I meant I want peace on earth, goodwill toward men and women, too, and let's not forget the animals.

I want the Gulf Coast to be fixed magically.

:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

167. one step at a time

I can get you on a missions work team:

[djeseru]

158. To make it into the ****Milestones**** thread.

I have yet to see my name in one... *sob*

[RevCheesehead]

168. Well, 1,000 posts is a big deal!

Only 95 to go!

[spindrifter]

160. Whirled peas

[RevCheesehead]

170. Happy holidays!

[spindrifter]

173. How Darwin!

Mom said I canned have them till the Holidays. Too early in the Season.

[Blue_In_AK]

162. I already got what I wanted...

...a new Canon D20 with three lenses and other cool stuff. Now if the clouds would just move aside for a bit so I could get out and take some pictures....

[RevCheesehead]

174. Be sure to post when you see the Northern Lights!

[Blue_In_AK]

178. It's usually hard to see them here in town

because of the city lights, but I've been dying to get photos of them. Now that I've got the equipment, I'll probably be dragging my long-suffering husband out some night into the icy cold for the opportunity.

[CC]

164. My house done but

then I ask for that every year and start asking in Jan. Just the thought of me saying it can send the man into a defensive rage anymore.:rofl: Or even better how to rehab the house myself. That scares the same man to death. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

175. OK, CC - let me check the calendar.

Right now, I've got Sparky pencilled in to Wolvie's place from Jan 2- Feb 2. Now, he's probably going to need some rest... so how does March 1 sound to you?

I'm thinking that once Sparky shows up, Terry will hurry himself home and get busy ASAP. :hi:

[CC]

180. Works for me though

if Sparky works on the house Terry may stay away until it is done. Could always let Sparky rest up in WI. Isn't there a parsonage up there with room? :evilgrin: Course he would have to rest up after working on this house too.



My real Christmas wish is peace and everyone I know and their loved ones happy and healthy. Oh and the whole *cabal in jail.

[RevCheesehead]

182. To the ties that bind, CC.

[Left Is Write]

169. A good meal, family around me, happy children.

[RevCheesehead]

179. OK, if that's what you really want....

or did you want something more traditional?

[terrya]

171. For all of us to just get along!

Please, can't we all just get along?? :-)

[RevCheesehead]

181. That's my wish, too.

[DanCa]

172. One day without pain, elton john tickets and a pineapple bacon pizza

[RevCheesehead]

183. I can't promise pain-free, but I can try to make it more pleasant:

to brighten your day:


Your wishes:



and, a view from Wisconsin
The lighthouse 1 mile from here:

[DanCa]

188. Ah thank you :D

Believe it or not you made me feel better. :hug:

[Lady Freedom]

177. For Bush to need...

an enema!!:hurts:

[RevCheesehead]

184. "Love your enemas, and pray for those who persecute you."

Actually, this might be funnier:

[Lady Freedom]

187. Oh what a sweet thought!

:loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

185. Her name is Kate

:)

In case that doesn't happen, I'll take a few books or DVDs. Wouldn't mind having the latest James Patterson novel or the 4th season of 24 which is out soon. :)

[RevCheesehead]

206. She is already yours.

You simply have to believe - and act with confidence. ;)
A little mistletoe wouldn't hurt, either.

[Mutley]

190. A couple of books...

I'm not choosy. Fiction, interesting, whatever you may recommend.

And maybe the new Star Wars game for PS2.

[RevCheesehead]

207. Is Amazon OK?

Why not start with Jimmy Carter's new book?

link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743284577/qid=1133757051/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-0305974-3125739?n=507846&s=books&v=glance

[Jamastiene]

192. A pain free holiday season for my family, especially

my aunt and my cats, and me if Santa has the time. Good food, some time off from school and some rest. That'll be enough for me. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

209. Here ya go, dear....

Keep the troublemakers away, and enjoy!

[pokerfan]

196. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0740748475/104-8348007-1512711?v=glance&n=283155

[RevCheesehead]

210. You have exceptionally fine taste.

[pokerfan]

231. Why thank you

I will have to get some kind of book stand like fundies use to hold their bibles, cause that thing is heavy!

[Guava Jelly]

198. a mailbox full of hot female duers pics

that would be very christmas'y

[RevCheesehead]

212. that's easy:

[Guava Jelly]

228. so far no chrismas in my mailbox

sniff sniff..oh well :O)

[mvd]

200. CDs, iPod-holder radio, book

Without these CDs, there's no way I can complete my best of 2005 CDs list. I have to buy a few more CDs on my own, too, with money I get for Christmas.

[RevCheesehead]

213. Of course. Good luck.

[name not needed]

201. Kylie Minogue

If you can't manage that, her sister will suffice. :9

[RevCheesehead]

215. Do you have any idea how long I had to search

before I found a picture I could post???

[GoddessOfGuinness]

202. I want a Darwin Fish for my car

:D

[RevCheesehead]

216. Too easy

How about one of these to go with it?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

254. I especially like the skeleton!

Thanks! :beer:

[nemo137]

203. an iPod.

I don't need one, and can't afford one (nor can my family), but it'd be real convienient.

Barring that, money so I can buy books, food and tobacco next semester. I'd cut out the tobacco if it'd get me more money.

[RevCheesehead]

217. If you quit, you'll get your iPod, and so much more....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8514671/#050808b

Best of luck, and hang in there - you can do it, too!!

Here's your incentive:

[Tsiyu]

208. I only want three things:

That the young people I know get the chance to become the best they can be

That the old people I know have some comforts in their last years


That everyone in between would take the time to see to the first two


Oh....And I also want some ice skates and a big dinner with all of my Italian relatives. :party:

[RevCheesehead]

218. I think we can do that if we do this:

That might take a while, so have these, too:

[Tsiyu]

230. I am as happy as a little girl!

:applause: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :applause:

[Patsy Stone]

211. The 1973 Buick Riviera

Navy blue metalflake with that white Landau roof. I'm not sure if this one has the white interior, but that's what I need it to have. :)

Thanks! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

220. Would you like a chauffeur with that?

[Patsy Stone]

236. Yes, but this one, please. :)

[RevCheesehead]

238. Here I thought you were a Dolphins fan...

ok, Bleever, it is. :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

242. Very sweet of you...

But I require a driver with two good eyes. :rofl:

I think I missed the Dolphins' joke. I'm at work, so I'm only at half-speed. :)

[RevCheesehead]

252. you know....

Dolphins, vs. Buccaneers...
OK, it was lame. :(

[bleever]

266. HEY!

My glass eye is the very finest, up-to-date, polished crystal with advanced Ban-Roll technology. It's a very good eye, thank you.

[ContraBass Black]

219. Four things:

Academic Abilty

Mazda Protege 5

Respect from Parents

The Attention of a Certain Young Lady





I'm still not working on my proposal.

[RevCheesehead]

222. OK...

1. Practice makes perfect. Persistence pays.
2.


3. Respect is earned - by giving it to others.
4. If she's worth it, she's probably already noticed you. ;)

Merry Christmas!

(and get back to work!)

[ContraBass Black]

223. No, no, no!

That's not a Protege 5, that's a Protege with a 5-speed!

However, I like it, and I'll take it gladly. Thank you very much.



Ok, I'm going to go work on the proposal.

[just a girl]

221. Love

[RevCheesehead]

224. Ah, the deepest desire of all.

Love begins with giving, and opening ourselves to new possibilities. If there is no love from family, then create your own family of good friends. If there is no romantic interest, then focus your love on those whose lives are lonely.

The first, great love is love of self. When we can claim our own personhood, our own soul, and embrace it without regret or reservation, then we are ready to love others... and only then, can we freely give ourselves to others.

A blessed Christmas to you, dear... and may your new year be filled with love.

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

225. A woman.

And also a Video iPod. But a woman would be nice. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

226. Oh! Reverend! Wait! I think I can help on this one!

:hi:


He's cuuuutte! :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

227. Thanks! So are you, by the way!

How you doing? ;)

[RevCheesehead]

233. Whew... I was getting worried for a sec...

I didn't want to start a riot or anything, so I'll just say "first come, first served." :)

[Dangerously Amused]

241. Yeeeeessss!

:woohoo:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

244. Whoo-hoo! First served rocks!

:smoke:

[Dangerously Amused]

247. I'm... um... glad you think so...

:blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

248. Sorry, didn't mean to make you blush.

:evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

229. Nothing fancy...

I've got DVDs, CDs, books, and a few more towels/jeans coming my way as it is, which means material things are mostly taken care of.

So there's only two things left...Bush and all his cronies unceremoniously thrown out, and a black silk shirt, men's XXL.

[RevCheesehead]

250. Think bigger...

Is this what you were thinking of? It's a "Forzieri Dramatic Black Pure Silk Dress Shirt."



Or do you want something simpler and fun-loving?

[BreweryYardRat]

251. Both shirts are nice, although I'm fonder of the dress shirt.

And even fonder of the pic! :) Thank you!

[edbermac]

234. Top of the line Apple computer and digital camera...

[RevCheesehead]

253. Awww.... here I had something else in mind for you:

[laylah]

240. I want

the love of my life, of 32 years, who I was unable to connect with until 3 years ago, to get clean and STOP sabotaging his life with me! (you asked)

Jenn

[RevCheesehead]

255. Peace to you, Jenn.

If you haven't already, please check this out:
http://www.al-anon.alateen.org/

:hug:

[laylah]

265. Thanks, Rev

But it goes waaaaaaaaaay beyond alcohol. :cry:

Jenn

[ElsewheresDaughter]

243. for the killing to stop

[RevCheesehead]

256. I think we all agree on that.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

258. hah!.... i think i love you rev!

nah ...i know i do

[khashka]

245. World Peace... but since I ain't gonna get that....

tjwmason tied up in my bed so I can deal with him at my leisure.

Books. Lots of books. Huge mountains of books.

A maid... this place is a pig sty. (mostly because of all the books stacked on the floor.)

Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

259. I've narrowed it down a bit:

[tjwmason]

270. No chance of getting me tied up

That's a dash too much of role reversal.

[MiniMandaRuth]

257. Keepin' it short. Keepin' it real.

1) Peace on earth, good will to men. For all the hungry people around the world to be fed, for the cold to be clothed, for the sick to be cured, for the lonely to find love.

Sappy, yes? But true?





Most indeed.












Oh, and an iPod would be nice, too.

[RevCheesehead]

260. Which color?

[MiniMandaRuth]

268. Blue!

And I'd fill it with the Who, the Clash, the Caesars, Ladytron, Ray Charles, Bob Dylan, and a bunch of others!

[justabob]

261. A decent job nt

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

262. Manny Ramirez to bat cleanup

For my NY Mets!!!

If I can't have that, then I wouldn't mind a good woman to love.

[Wapsie B]

263. My two front teeth.

>


;-)

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[AZBlue]

267. A winnng lottery ticket

With a $$ amount that's at least 6 figures.

[I_love_SNL]

269. Well,

a white disco suit in on the top of my list.