Why did Bush cry during his speech?

[rustydog]

Poll question: Why did Bush cry during his speech?

[LaurenG]

1. Guilty Conscience?

Nah, probably because he knows NO one will believe him and he had to appear believable.

on edit, I didn't see the speech. Did he really cry?

[dajoki]

15. he has no conscience

:nuke:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. He had to go potty

[Broken_Hero]

13. good one...:)

[AirmensMom]

3. Someone hid his drugs?

:shrug:

[mattomjoe]

4. Got dick caught in zipper

[Ladyhawk]

6. Dick Cheney or Little Georgie?

Maybe if Cheney was caught in his zipper, he bit Georgie every time he messed up a pronunciation. It's also more convenient to feed George his lines that way: no microphone in the ear.

[Ladyhawk]

5. I didn't see, but everything about him seems fake.

:shrug:

[mwooldri]

7. Waterworks turned on per Rove's Orders?

I'm only guessing here - haven't seen or read his "speech" yet.

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. Don't all little brats cry when they realize they're in deep shit? n/t

[rustydog]

11. Hey, you got somethin' there! Cunningham, Swaggert,

Tonya Harding,Jim Bakker.
Funny they cry when they got caught. were tough as nails prior to their epiphany.

[NoPasaran]

9. It's his staff's fault

Speech printed on real onionskins instead of onionskin paper.

[johnnie]

10. Condi broke up with him this morning

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

12. realized he was gonna miss his tee time

[bertha katzenengel]

14. cried?

wtf have i missed today?

[IA_Seth]

16. I'm with you...

What did we miss?

[rustydog]

17. When gutless read a letter from a deceased GI Bushie

teared up like he may actually care if a human being died.