If heterosexual people are called 'straight',

[Arkana]

then why aren't homosexual people called 'curved'?

[Shell Beau]

1. Why is it called a pair of panties, but only one bra?

:shrug:

[Orsino]

2. They're called "bent" instead...

...from whence I had the idea that "straight" derives.

[cboy4]

3. yea, and huh come you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway :)

[Horus45]

4. Why is there a setting on your iron for "Permanent Press" ?

[Callalily]

5. If lawyers are

disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? (George Carlin quote)

[Devra]

7. if people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland

called Holes (Also Carlin)

[rug]

6. In Greenwich Village in NYC there's a street where William Kunstler

had his office. It's called Gay Street and it's not straight. Takes a dogleg turn right in the middle.

[ET Awful]

8. Why do they have braille instructions on drive-up ATMs?

:)

[chknltl]

9. Why does Hawaii have an interste? nt

[WeRQ4U]

10. If cats ALWAYS land feet down and bread ALWAYS butter side down....

What happens if you strap a piece of bread, butter side up, on the back of a cat and toss it in the air?

[LostinVA]

11. Have you seen the play/movie "Bent"?