Anyone with any experience with the Orgasmatron?

[Misunderestimator]

And... in use:

[Shell Beau]

1. It is okay! But only if someone else is doing it!

This just sounds sooooo dirty! :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Yes, I owned it on cassette.

Not Motorhead's greatest, but there are some good tracks on that one. :thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

3. I never have.

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

5. You are too modest.

:D :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

9. Me. Modest.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. Hm. So that's where my whisk went.

I don't want it back, now.

[Misunderestimator]

7. Was that before or after breakfast?

[LaraMN]

10. Not tellin'.

Birds will eat leftover pancakes, right?

:yoiks:

[StopTheMorans]

6. anyone who gets off on attaching spiders to their head has no use for me

:cry:

[Wapsie B]

8. Didn't they have machines that do that sort of thing

on an HBO special, Real Sex? :shrug:

Didn't look like that thing for sure.

[Bunny]

11. I have one of those!

Is it really called The Orgasmatron? I did not know that!

Anyway, it is wonderful, but only if someone else is doing it. (that's true about a lot of things, is't it?)

[bicentennial_baby]

12. .....

:rofl: my brain, i tell ya.... :rofl:

:hi: :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

17. I'm having second thoughts on it...

the eight extensions are just too much like a spider... like someone else pointed out... :scared:

:hi: :loveya:

[swag]

13. Yeah

There's a woman here at the office who enjoys using that to do unto others. It's fucking glorious.

[Misunderestimator]

14. Had no clue anyone would actually respond positively to this.

:rofl:

[swag]

15. Drop by next time you're in town

I'll reserve a conference room.

[Misunderestimator]

16. Ooooooh... that sounds like fun...

I've got some frequent flier miles... You bring the champagne. :D

[Orsino]

18. Woody Allen

Trying to sell a snake-oil item of the same name reminds me of the paperback "Necronomicon" from the seventies.

[Maddy McCall]

19. If I had a new girlfriend, I'd probably use one of those on her.

If I were lacking in other skills in the bedroom.

[MrSlayer]

20. Plenty. It's Motörhead's best album.

I know what my claw is for.

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. Locked

Your sex thread stimulated my erogenous zones!


Release the hounds!!!!!

Big McLargehuge
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