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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 09:59 AM
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A Right to be Homo: One Giant Leap Down the Slippery Slope to Armageddon!
Sermon By Brother Harry Hardwick

They used to limit their association to deviant acts in out-of-the-way restrooms, highway rest stops and the places in Catholic churches so synonymous with rectal intercourse they are simply called “rectories.” Then, in 1969, a few Nancys pointed their flames at police cars near Stonewall Sodomy Bar in New York City, and even the nelliest of queens suddenly felt empowered.

They went on a hissy-fit rampage, trying to convince the whole world it is A-OK to stuff your throbbing appendage into every hungry orifice but the right one. They infiltrated schools, the military, the cast of “Welcome Back Kotter” and used our once-Godly Boy Scouts as a training ground to make sure there would always be a fresh batch of wanton homos on the horizon. But we never expected them to take over the judiciary.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:04 AM
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1. I couldn't bear to click on that link...
Edited on Fri Jul-25-03 10:11 AM by GOPisEvil
(contents removed because the author of this post has the propensity to be an idiot)

I've clicked on the link now. Humor, parody, I should have known. :dunce:
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:06 AM
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2. er, you do know
Edited on Fri Jul-25-03 10:09 AM by northzax
that Brother Harry has his tongue firmly planted in his (and probably Brother Arnold's) cheek?

c'mon now, if you're moving to DC, you'd better get good at parody...

We may one day live in a society that concerns itself with neither color differences nor sexuality distinctions, ignoring people’s private lives altogether in our evaluation of them.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:07 AM
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3. Well, shit...if I'd clicked on the link I'd have known it was Landover!
:spank:

:dunce:

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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 11:27 AM
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9. Brother Harry is a hoot live
He spoke at the Godless March on DC last year. Boy did he have some words for us atheists.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:08 AM
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4. i recieved
a brilliant reply to all the bible thumpers from an e-pal. I don't know if it can be ... oh, you got that auto link thing Eh? well, the luddite will try-


i guess if not search J.Kent Ashcraft and his open letter to Dr. Laura.
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:09 AM
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5. LoL Who runs landover?
I'd like to meet them. :-)
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:21 AM
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6. A guy named..
...Chris Harper
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 02:18 PM
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10. Does he also run Betty Bowers?
Those web sites are my faves.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 10:23 AM
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7. Harry Hardwick
Is the tipoff.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-25-03 11:24 AM
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8. I love Landover Baptist
The unsaved need not apply!
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