The DU Lounge continues it's transition in The DU Sex Lounge

[...of J.Temperance]

Yep...hot on the tail of that cock thread, we NOW have a thread about brothels...and NOT JUST about brothels, oh no, this thread is WHAT you would CALL a brothel should you feel inclined to decide to purchase one and make it your very own business establishment.

So, brief recap of where we are. In the past 24 hours, we've mentioned:

Cocks, the CORRECT defination of the word "shag" courtesy of the Oxford Dictionary and now we're full steam ahead with the brothel stuff.

FAB! Keep it up...'um, I mean keep it going...'um, I mean...well, choose your own particular phrase.

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. HEY! No sex threads, now.......

Oh baby, so much innuendo.....so little time....or whatever!

But seriously, I agree....there does seem to be quite a lot of stuff going on here.......

I have NO IDEA why......

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Peggy!

I have no idea why either.....I mean, I NEVER indulge in inuendo, double entendre, or suggestive language!

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Hi, SeattleGirl.......

Never doesn't cut it, my dear....

But ALWAYS does!

See my response to you, downthread, darlin'!

Finally, one of these threads in the daytime when I'm not asleep, and can actually participate......

Now we just need to get ahold of WC, and southlandshari, and we'll be all set.......

Of course, I am going out to a concert pretty soon.....so I'll still miss out......:cry:

[SeattleGirl]

14. We'll hold a place for you, Miss Peggy!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

12. I think you're asking for a spanking

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

19. Who, me??????

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[billyskank]

22. No I said it was YOU who was asking for the spanking

HEY! LEAVE MY ARSE ALONE!

[SeattleGirl]

23. Aw, you're no fun!

:rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

6. Nonsense. We're too mature for gratuitous sex.

Or, too old, at least some of us.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Speak for yourself, my dear faygokid.......

In spite of my age (which I suspect is more than yours) I will NEVAH be too old for such things.....

Life is just too fucking short to be too old .....for that, anyway...


:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

20. Omg another f-bomb!

:yoiks:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. BILLY!

Lovely to see you today! Or should I say.....f****** lovely? hehe...

I'll be gone shortly to my concert...so I'll say good night to you here....

Hope I'll see you tomorrow, my dear......

:loveya: :hug:

[billyskank]

26. Hope you have a nice time, Peggy.

:) :hug:

[WCGreen]

32. Hey I'm grateful each and every time the deed occurs....

You never know when it could be your last....

[barb162]

67. Not that I want to change the subject or anything; How's your

garden? (teehee)

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

75. Hey barb.....

My garden's good, thank you......

Or do you mean .....my shrub?

:evilgrin:

[barb162]

79. Oh is that all that is still alive after the storm?

All I can say is I am glad I have some evergreens right now as we are supposed to get snow this week. Sigh. Well,I better get off of here before I get accused of garden gabbing on a thread not quite on that subject. Soemone may satrt screaming that I should "talk" in the garden forum. Have fun! BYE!!!!!!!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. Though this may be off topic

I was watching the wiggles yesterday with my 2 yr old son. When they were singing cock-a-doodle-doo he says it like ick-a-doodle-doo.

Soooooo, there I am, looking him dead in the eyes, going "It's COCK justin, Say COCK"

Then it hit me. What am I friggin nuts? LOL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Hmmm..you might be crazy......

He WILL learn it soon enough, though it might be better to learn it from you!

BTW, WELCOME TO DU! Hope you have fun in our crazy, addictive little village!

[SeattleGirl]

4. No sex going on here...you must be reading something into these

threads that just isn't there. After all, we are all good, prim, and proper people here in lounge!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Now then, my dear SeattleGirl......

Don't you remember?

LYING is a SIN!

Behave, now, OK?



:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Ooooh, my bad!

(That's an understatement, isn't it!) :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Indeedy it is, my dear SG!

And you know it, too!

You are the mistress of the understatement!


:toast:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Hey, I like that!

:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Speak for yourself, SG

Me, I'm corrupt and decadent. And I like it that way. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

15. Why you naughty, naughty man!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[...of J.Temperance]

16. Yes, I've heard ALL of the rumors about you...so I have

It's okay, don't WORRY, NONE of the rumors involve (US 61) Airline Highway...so you needn't start sweating.

:spank:

[Floogeldy]

10. That's disgusting!

Kick! ;)

[SeattleGirl]

17. LOL!

Kicking, as you wish! :evilgrin:

[...of J.Temperance]

18. Aw heck...THANKS!

;)

[flvegan]

27. I'm proud to do my part.

[Faygo Kid]

28. Hmmm. Proud to do your part?

I've been known to do mine, as well.

[flvegan]

Your avatar is awesome!

Bork bork bork!

[LeftyMom]

29. Thanks, I try.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

30. And a FINE job you're doing, LeftyMom!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

31. Well, I have help.

:D

[SeattleGirl]

34. LOL!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

35. Well I wouldn't want to take all the credit.

:)

[SeattleGirl]

37. I'm so glad you like to share.......

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

50. Okay...deep breaths...

Note to self: Do NOT go where you think it would be funny to go with this one...

[LeftyMom]

51. No need

Everybody knows just what part of the gutter your mind has paddled into, mister. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

52. Easy, now.....

or not! :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

54. You know, we shouldn't double-team him like this!

:evilgrin:
















To flvegan: Down boy!

[SeattleGirl]

55. Hahahahahaha!

You got me to laugh out loud there! :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

56. I'm so proud.

:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

57. She shoots, she scores!!!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[LeftyMom]

58. Well I'm still waiting for his reaction

It may be a few minutes. :eyes:

[flvegan]

61. I apologize for taking so long

I haven't gotten complaints on that before...

[LeftyMom]

62. Well in person one derives some benefit

from afar, the wait's a bit dull.

[SeattleGirl]

64. You got that right, LeftyMom!

After all, timing IS everything! :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

60. So does he, so to speak.

:bounce:

I've just been...DU-bleteamed...

That was great. I'd like to return the favor, in spades, to both of you...

Who's first?

[SeattleGirl]

63. I yield to LeftyMom......

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

65. Yay!

:woohoo:

[flvegan]

71. Since you two lovely ladies seem

to be getting along so well, I have 3 bottles of 2001 Napa Cab, some strawberries, Hip Whip, a gallon of massage oil and a Twister mat.

If you'd like, I'll spin for the both of you...

*snort*

[LeftyMom]

73. You're snorting again!

(Yes folks, he really does make such a noise. It's cute as hell.)

[WCGreen]

33. Sex Thread... Last one in is a monkey's uncle.....

[flvegan]

74. No...no...no...

Note to self:

Do NOT post anything about "last one in" cross referenced somehow with sloppy seconds, thirds, hundredths....

[WCGreen]

77. You do....

Have a dirty filthy mind....

That's why the womin' loves ya, baby....

[RevCheesehead]

36. Some of you men are in such a hurry....

Slow and steady is sooooo much more appealing! :loveya:

[Call Me Wesley]

38. I just found out that

I like to be spanked! Woot!

[SeattleGirl]

39. If you say so........

:spank: :spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

40. Awwwwwww ...

:woohoo: :woohoo:

I do feel honored!

[SeattleGirl]

41. Anything for you, my dear!

:loveya:

[Call Me Wesley]

43. Thank you!

:hug:

[...of J.Temperance]

42. Oh yes, but spanking has GOT to be done properly

I actually found out several years ago that I liked spanking. However, it must be done correctly...you don't just bash away, there is a technique involved...and also a little run-up of say 6 feet to the backside is just about nice. My ex-boyfriend got me into spanking.

I found that I liked to be spanked and that I also liked to spank. It feels very nice, slightly smarting, warm and somewhat comforting, when it's done with a paddle like one of these:



Okay, do I win a prize OR WHAT...'eh?

[Call Me Wesley]

44. SeattleGirl

can use on me whatever she likes! :evilgrin:

[...of J.Temperance]

45. Is she a spanking aficionado as well?

'Eh? Speak up, speak up!

[Call Me Wesley]

46. Hmmm

You might ask her. All I can say, she's a classy giver, if she likes it or not. ;)

[SeattleGirl]

48. ......

:blush:

[lumberingbear]

47. If Miss Peggy is going to a Church Concert...

I hope they pray that she nevers says the "F" word again. It is so hurtful on my tender ears. O8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

76. Hi there, my dear lumberingbear........

AHEM....it was a concert IN a church....not a church concert, my dear!

I am sorry to hurt your tender ears..........truly I am!

:evilgrin:

[lumberingbear]

80. My Ears, MY EARS !!!

[necso]

49. Pretty crappy transition, overall.

And I'd prefer "into" in the place of "in".

It conveys both movement and being inside.

[...of J.Temperance]

53. Dammit...I did a spelling error...I meant "into"...it makes no sense how

It's written:

"...continues it's transition in..."

it SHOULD be, for it to be grammatically correct:

"...continues it's transition into..."

And no, that's nothing to do with the reason you gave in your post. Your post just alerted me to my SHOCKING grammatical error.

Oh what's to be done, I can't even correct it now, because the editing period is over :(

[necso]

59. Well, it's understandable.

And that's what matters.

The rest is largely taste (preference, conditioning, whatever) as far as I'm concerned.

[...of J.Temperance]

66. Oh okay

:)

Of course, this terrible grammatical error means that I'm left with no other choice...but to leave The DU Lounge...and stay away until this thread has disappeared onto Page 2.

I WAS about to comment, that this is about the size of it...but I'd better not...to comment SUCH a thing would just be encouraging people.

[necso]

70. Certainly it's not that big of an issue. /nt

[bridgit]

68. straight up, er-um, which is to say...

i hear'ya :hide:

[LaraMN]

69. Hmmm..perhaps we need a beaded privacy curtain. n/t

[WCGreen]

72. How 1970's.....

[Wapsie B]

78. Yes the debauchery continues.

Brothels, cocks, shag........what next? graphic sex acts? inquiring minds want to know...... just give me a front row seat..... :popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

81. !