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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 03:37 AM
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symptoms of bird flu

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to fly or shit on someone's windshield
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 04:40 AM
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1.  OMG ~ I have ALL of the symptoms!
I gotta take care of that windshield urge very soon ...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 04:41 AM
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2. So that was YOU!
I'll send you the car wash bill.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 05:20 AM
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4. Guilty ...
As charged
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 04:41 AM
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3. So that was YOU!
I'll send you the car wash bill.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 05:40 AM
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5. Uh, aren't those the symptoms for all flu?....
...maybe they need to narrow it down a bit...
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 11:59 AM
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8. When you get the flu, do you go around shitting on people's cars? :) n/t
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vonslagle Donating Member (100 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 11:34 AM
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6. Does it count
If you just want to shit on SUVs? I've had that urge for a very long time. Especialy the ones that still have their Bush stickers on them.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-12-05 11:36 AM
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7. My husband keeps claiming he has the bird flu and Restless Leg Syndrome.
I am going to hide the remote.
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