National Novel Writing Month - End a story with a preposition

[ThoughtCriminal]

My entry:

The nuclear warheads will be arriving soon. What should we hide in?

[Aristus]

1. I would write a story, if only I knew what you were speaking of.

B-)

[Uncle Roy]

4. Besides, I can't think of a good preposition to end it with...

[lildreamer316]

2. The

*resident is looking for his brain. Where is it at?

(RIGHT BEHIND THAT PREPOSITION!!!AAAHHHH!!said the daughter of the english professor)

[LostInAnomie]

3. Laura said "George, you're the president! You can't be drunk in public!"

George replied "Shut up! Find me something to puke into."

[jayctravis]

5. "....and the question still remained, 'What are we fighting for?'"

[DiverDave]

6. How about a joke about prepositions?

Young man from Alabama goes to Harvard.
On his first day, he is walking around looking for the library.
He sees a young man walking toward him wearing the Harvard sweater and dressed like a student.
He asks "Could you tell me where the library is at?"
The reply, which is dripping with upper class disdain is "Here at Haaaavaaad, we never end a sentence with a preposition"
The new student replies "I do apologize,Could you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

Weak, I know, but the only proper english joke I know.

[El Fuego]

7. Where did those four horsemen come from?

[Strong Atheist]

8. That is something

up with which I can not put.

[ashling]

9. #&8*@!!!

My inner grammarian is going wild: I think my head is going to explode up!

[flowomo]

10. oops

didn't mean to put that under your post.

[ashling]

12. NObody

wants to respond to my post
:cry:

[flowomo]

13. oh, I am sooo insensitive!

I really was going to reply to you too! Or, you were going to be the next person I replied to (to keep the spirit). Good post, dude or dudette. Best one. really. :)

[Ladyhawk]

14. Which post should I repond to?

[flowomo]

15. the one that looks like a cat typed it....

and mine -- because I should be replied to too.

[ashling]

16. Any of these would do

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4281114&mesg_id=4281437
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4284405&mesg_id=4284405
:evilgrin:

[flowomo]

19. done!

[flowomo]

11. Kang and Kodos might appreciate this one:

You do too know who the guy in the tutu brought the note that said the score was two to two to.

[ashling]

17. ooh! aliterative prepositions

[DS1]

18. Romeo, oh Romeo, where you at?

[flowomo]

20. lol....

My horse is what I would give a kingdom for

[MooPie]

21. So after this post

where do I go to?