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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 03:54 PM
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Why do computer scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

Hahaha! *sigh*
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 03:58 PM
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1. wow, that's pretty obscure
I just barely get what it PROBABLY means!
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:02 PM
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2. You're right
Not a joke for the masses. It's along the same lines as the old classic:

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:04 PM
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3. lol
wow my CS degree is paying off finally :P

for you guys that aren't geeks:

the number 31 in octal is equal to 25 in our decimal system

HEX 19
HEX 19
HEX 19
HEX 19

beware of the number 19 on halloween and christmas!!
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:11 PM
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4. Ahh, a fellow CS'er
I have a CS degree too, and am a couple months away from another! I'm starting a collection.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:20 PM
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6. what degree you working on now?
just curious....doing a masters in CS or something different?
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:22 PM
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7. Currently the master's
but I have the coursework for the Ph.D. done. I'm still waiting for them to approve my application.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:12 PM
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5. I feel dumb.
:cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:23 PM
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11. Don't worry
if you don't get the joke - you don't want to. I got it, but I didn't laugh. :pals:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:30 PM
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13. Thanks billy.
:D :loveya:
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:33 PM
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16. He's right
It's a bad joke.
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:23 PM
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12. You're not dumb
It's just an obscure bit of math that most people will never need to know.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:31 PM
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14. I know... but still.
Math was never, ever my strong point. :D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:22 PM
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8. Yeah, but how many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. That's a hardware issue.
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:23 PM
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10. Hehehe
I love that one. :)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:22 PM
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9. Oh for fux sake
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 04:31 PM
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15. Awwwwww... geeks.
:loveya:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 05:28 PM
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17. Bwuhahahahahaha!
I love it!
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BlueWolf Donating Member (64 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 01:27 AM
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18. I like that
:rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 01:35 AM
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19. Funny you should post this cuz my techie hubby was all pleased with
himself the other day, showing this same joke to his other computer geeky friends.

It totally went over my head, but whatever.

:)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 01:52 AM
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20. Microbiologists/Virologists are worse.
I dated one last year. I went to a faculty party with her, and jokes were along the lines of:

Q: How many nonidentifiable protiens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None! The results of this work imply that the parapoxvirus causing contagious ecthyma in Norwegian semi-domesticated reindeer belongs to the species orf virus and that the orf virus crosses the host species barrier from sheep and goat to semi-domesticated reindeer.


At which point the forty or so mictrobiologists in the room would burst into hysterical laughter.

:shrug:
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:28 PM
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21. Hahah
That's funny. Not the joke -- the concept :)
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:28 PM
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22. I should hang out with your hubby n/t
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