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Bin Laden Captured After Foolishly Deciding To Attend Halloween Dance In Nebraska
WASHINGTON - Osama Bin Laden has finally been captured.
After 4 years, 3 wars, and 2 trillion dollars spent, the terrorist mastermind behind Al-Qaeda was suddenly apprehended last night after he foolishly decided to attend a Halloween dance in Nebraska.
Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff held a press conference today to announce the good news.
“We got’im!” shouted Chertoff to cheers from the assembled press. “Last night, at approximately 10:39PM EST, we received an anonymous tip that Osama Bin Laden was at a dance at the University of Nebraska. We deployed SWAT units to the scene, where the tip was confirmed.”
The terrorist leader had long been presumed hiding in the mountains along the Pakistan/Afghanistan border. It is not known what compelled him to risk capture by going to a Halloween dance in Nebraska. (for more, visit
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