Alright. Who stole my nose hair clippers?

[Zuni]

also---I am still looking for that animatronic moose that adorned my hunting lodge/ beer cellar

:hi:

[khashka]

1. It was me

but I refuse to admit anything.

However, they are very nice clippers. As for the moose.... very nice indeed!

Khash.

[Zuni]

2. I'll trade you

I'll give you back your collection of antique shopping carts and your spool of razor wire, in exchange for my possesions returned safely

[khashka]

3. I'm afraid you'll have to come up with another deal

the clippers are a little bit broken (I have amazingly robust nose hair).

But, damn it, I do want that razor wire back, theif!

Khash.

[Deep13]

4. Andy Rooney

[Zuni]

5. I knew he was involved in these shenanigans somehow

:grr:

[underpants]

6. Don't do it yourself. See a plastic Surgeon

Or a real life human one

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Nose Goblins.

They resent your intrusion on their natural habitat.