Alright Lounge, you ready?

[Tafiti]

:rofl:

[Az]

1. Now cut that out!

Can't see straight now. And I was still trying to get over the giggle fest from yesterday!

[Tafiti]

2. Sorry!

FM Aroute posted it in A&A. Had to repost it here - too fucking classic!

:rofl:

[Tafiti]

3. Oh, and if you still need more laughter...

...I posted this joke a few minutes ago - reply #4.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4211442

It might be old, but I think it's hilarious! :D

[LeftyMom]

4. OMG!

Jesus looks just like my dad during his scruffy southern rock look phase in the 70s!

[Tafiti]

5. !

And doesn't the bank teller look like Laura Bush? :D

[LeftyMom]

6. The poofy hair and joker lips, yes

Pickles has fatter cheeks.

[Tafiti]

8. True dat.

(Perhaps this is a little too sacreligious for the Lounge? :shrug: I died laughing when I saw this!...OK, fuck it, maybe it's me.)

[FM Arouet666]

7. Hey that looks familiar....

I found the pic at
consumptionjunction.com

WARNING: it is an adult oriented site

It was sitting in my Saved folder and I came across it again tonight. Still kills me...

[Tafiti]

10. Sorry, had to be done.

It's still killing me every time I look at it. :rofl:

Though it's apparently much less appreciated than I thought it'd be. :hide:

Um, dude, might be dangerous to have that link sitting there. That's a place I wasn't prepared to go at the moment - a proper warning should accompany that link.

[FM Arouet666]

11. Quite right

It is a bit raw.... A little editing did the trick.

[Tafiti]

14. Much better!

:thumbsup:

[drhilarius]

9. Okay, I have one...

A woman hires a new nurse for her very feeble grandfather. The nurse's first day on the job happens to be at a family reunion. The woman goes around and mingles with her family, glancing at her grandfather and his nurse, who waits by his side like a sentry.

After a little while she notices her grandfather leaning forward in his wheelchair. Like a hawk, the nurse swoops down and sets him upright. The woman is pleased with how attentive the nurse is.

A short while later, her grandfather starts leaning to the left. Once again, the nurse comes over and sets him upright.

A little while after that, her grandfather starts leaning to the right. Again, the nurse is there and dutifully sets him upright.

The woman, pleased with the nurse's obvious concern, goes to her grandfather to get his opinion.

"Grandpa," She says, "This new nurse is just wonderful!"

"Wonderful!" Her grandfather replies incredulously,"If she's so wonderful then why the fuck won't she let me fart!"

[Az]

12. So there's Mickey Mouse in Divorce court

The judge keeps trying to explain to him that insanity is not a reason to divorce Minnie Mouse.

Suddenly Mickey realizes the communication error. He tells the judge. I didn't say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy.

[drhilarius]

15. LOL. I'm crying over here. good one.

[Tafiti]

16. !!

Short, sweet, and fucking hilarious. :rofl:

[Tafiti]

13. Haha!

:D I've actually heard that one before, but I'd forgotten it. :thumbsup:

[Tafiti]

17. Nevermind.

Not that funny.