Musical Breast Implants

[ChoralScholar]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
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I'm wondering-What exactly would you turn to select a song? :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Sheesh... scientists, always overthinking things

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

Duh, BOTTLE OPENER, way easier, and more useful, than an MP3 player. Sheesh. Do I have to think of everything?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Great, so now not only will they look bad...

They'll most likely sound bad as well.

[flvegan]

3. Which frikkin one of these do I push to get Rise Against?

Damn. Well, at least it's fun trying to tune in a station.

My antenna needs adjusting.

*snort*

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Opps, looks like there's something stuck in your subwoofer

ME!

[flvegan]

5. Dammit! And I specifically had my crossovers set for

BigMcLargeHuge filtering to my mids.

You must have been running under 120hz...

[DS1]

14. HAAAAA!

BMcLH wins

[ZombieNixon]

7. Chances of finding Rise Against on boob implant radio seem slim to me...

and the thought of you and BigMcLH w/ breast implants...:scared:

Might work on matcom, tho' }(

[flvegan]

9. We just need boob sweaters and feathered hair...

and matcom is ours!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Mammaries...light the corners of my mind

What a hoot!

[Meatwad]

8. New pickup line:

"Hey baby. Nice musical breasts. The reception is kinda bad. Mind if I tune 'em?"

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

12. A nice update of the old "Come in, Rangoon!" dial twist

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. tweaking

I'm surprised Matcom didn't find this first! :D

[Az]

11. This is gonna kill KitchenWitch when she comes on later tonight

:rofl:

[skygazer]

13. I can foresee some difficulties with this

I mean, what if you inadvertantly hit something when you're... well... anyway, what if you inadvertantly hit something at a bad time and get "The Liberty Bell March" or somehting suddenly bursting out of your boobs?

[DS1]

15. When the owner dies, will they play a mournful "Desperado"?

:D