Fitzmas song lyrics

[sakabatou]

Let's sing!

Have yourself a merry little Fitzmas,
Let your blogging be strong
From now on,
Bushs's troubles will be in the light
Have yourself a merry little Fitztmas,
Make the cronies pay,
From now on,
Bush's own pardon will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
happy golden days of '96.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
gather near to us once more.

Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang an effigy upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Fitzmas now.

:evilgrin:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Good One!

Here are a couple of my latest endeavors:

(Sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy)
BushCo's going to jail
A rump-a-pump-pump
Tyrone your ass he'll nail
A rump-a-pump-pump
Karl, Scooter, Cheney's tails
A rump-a-pump-pump
Wish I could hear their wails
From rump-a-pump-pump
Rump-a-pump-pump
Rump-a-pump-pump

(Sung to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Dan Quayle and Raygun
Santorum and Nixon,
Limbaugh and Coulter
O'Reilly and Carlson.
But do you recall
The most famous Rainman of all?

Chimpy the red-nosed Rainman
Had a very shiny nose
And what with all his lying
You would even say it grows
All of the other Rainmen
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Chimpy
Play in any Rainman games

Then one foggy Fitzmas Eve
Patrick came to say
Chimpy with your nose so bright
Won't you accept my indictment tonight?
Then all the Rainmen loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Chimpy the red-nosed Rainman
I'm so glad it wasn't me.

[sakabatou]

2. Excellent