Click on this thread for nekkid pics....

[southlandshari]

Ok, not really, but now that I've got your attention....

Where's the Lounge love tonight?

I love all of you. Now pass it on, dammit!

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Damn...not even any wings and curly fries!

x(

[southlandshari]

2. Thank you for replying - you are a true friend.

I just knew a thread offering nekkid pics of me would go nowhere fast, but I had to try to do SOMETHING to restore the love here!

:P

[titoresque]

3. Ok a question

When I first started posting on here, (DU in general) and someone would post a copy cat post about my orginal subject.....I'll admit, I got a bit miffed....hurt if you will......and thought I was being made fun of. But now, I changed my mind and I think it's just funny.
Is it? Or is it rude.....cause I'm not trying to be rude.

Sending the love! :loveya:

[southlandshari]

6. Depends

I think copycats are usually intended to be nothing but silly fun. Sometimes they are intended as counterattacks. All in the eye of the beholder.

Does that help?

[titoresque]

14. Yes thankyou :)

And heres some more love....you're doing a great job as moderator and I'd like to just thank you in advance for not locking any of my threads...wink.

[southlandshari]

20. Awwwww....

:loveya:

Flattery will get you everywhere with me. I shall not lock any of your threads in the foreseeable future.

Can't speak for all my other fantastic fellow mods, though. So do take care, darlin'!

;)

[JimmyJazz]

4. You are such a tease

:eyes:

[southlandshari]

12. ....

[JimmyJazz]

17. But, but....

I love you :loveya:

[southlandshari]

18. This is NOT a sex thread, missy!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

22. OH YES IT IS!

[southlandshari]

23. Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Don't you dare get my thread locked!

I'm a MODERATOR, fer crying out loud!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

24. Minor details, my love

;)

[rug]

5. This is a peculiar moderating style.

[southlandshari]

7. Indeed.

I cannot argue with you there.

:hi:

[jpgray]

8. I've clicked on this several times

It appears to be broken. :shrug:

[southlandshari]

10. Oops.

[sundog]

9. no

[southlandshari]

13. Par for the course

Witholding your love yet again...




Don't punish the entire Lounge just because you refuse to love me, sundog. Can't you spare some for everyone else?

;)

[sundog]

26. no. i punish you for failing to provide nekkid pics in this thread.

[southlandshari]

111. i stand by my earlier assertion

that by withholding your love from ALL of the Lounge, you are collectively punishing others for my failure to deliver here.

:P

[sniffa]

11. mwah!!

:loveya:

much Love for you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4142725

[southlandshari]

16. You're just showing love here

because you want my truck, aren't you?

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

15. I'm having an affair

with someone not my wife. Close enough?

[southlandshari]

19. Shhhh.....

I told you not to post about that here, darlin'!

[liberaltrucker]

29. Oops, sorry

I meant "the eagle flies high":hide:

[flvegan]

21. That was SO unfair.

Like a punch in the gut...a kick in the...

Now what am I gonna do?

[southlandshari]

25. ....

:rofl:

You're a smart guy. I'm sure you'll think of something...

:hide:

[flvegan]

27. It's getting so a guy can't get some good, free nekkid pics anymore.

sigh.

[southlandshari]

32. Pu-leez.

You could have them from a hundred different DU women in less than an hour if you just posted a request.

Just not from me.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

34. Wouldn't that request get locked, though?

If not...

Man, if only ATA was still around. I could post that request in there.

Besides, I clicked on this thread for nekkid pics of southla...uh, better not finish that. The mods are watching.

Oh, wait...you're a mod.

Have I ever mentioned how much I respect, honor and love the DU mods?

[AussieDave]

36. Oooooohhhh - grovelling

I shouldn't be looking, yet it's difficult to turn away.........

[flvegan]

37. I am a car wreck in the intersection.

At least nobody was hurt.

[AussieDave]

41. Only one's pride, but that's a renewable resource

At least it is in my case - it helps to have a memory the length of a gnat's eyelash.........

[flvegan]

47. Another good point.

What were we talking about again?

[southlandshari]

46. Ahem. Cough, cough....

:P

[AussieDave]

50. Don't you just love it when people talk about you

as if you're not in the room ???

LOVE that little "BS" smiley, BTW.

[southlandshari]

55. Thank you AGAIN, AussieDave.

I'm liking you more and more with every post, darlin'!

:hi:

[flvegan]

57. What's this?

A charge coming over the wire...




$19.95



Charged by one "AussieDave"



To a website




:wow:

www.southlandsharisextape.com

Uh, oh...

Shouldn't have read that out loud.

[AussieDave]

66. Dammit - I thought I cancelled that card

I guess this means I'm in trouble........

Wait a minute - why would a gay man want this tape ????

I smell a rat........

[flvegan]

71. Because it's hot mod action. Doesn't matter the sexual preference

I don't think. Again, kind of like that car wreck...you just HAVE to watch.

[AussieDave]

73. Hmmmm - maybe it's just my dirty mind

If it's like the Battersea Women's Guild's production of "The Battle of Pearl Harbor" then I'll have it.

Otherwise............

[southlandshari]

72. Oh please, please, please...

...tell me you are a gay man and you would be interested in this tape!!!

And then tell all the gay men here who have refused my affection that, too. Especially sundog and khaska!

But this will definitely move you up on the list of "men I love but cannot have" that I keep close at hand!

:hug:

[AussieDave]

74. Of course I'd be interested in it - but not in the way I was thinking

My whole mind is like one big double entendre - Mary and Joseph (or the actress and the bishop) jokes run through my head all the time.

Maybe I was just confused......

[khashka]

97. I know a little mod with a sex tape online

who is being very mean and unfair! "Share the love", indeed! I've never refused your affection! You told me to stop flirting with you and go find some other nice girl. It was a long time ago but it is burned into my memory because it broke my poor little gay heart.... :cry:


I clicked on the link, but somebody had broken it and I didn't even get a little peek. :(


Khash.

[southlandshari]

102. Pssstt....Khash!

That link never worked. For you, though, something could be arranged...




(Holy moly!!! Did everyone see that? I think he kissed me back at the end there...)

[AussieDave]

103. I saw - and I'm telling !!!

Trouble is, I don't know who to tell.......

[southlandshari]

105. No!! Don't!!

Don't get him in trouble or he'll NEVER kiss me again!!!

:cry:

[AussieDave]

67. My pleasure - just tell it like I see it.....

[AussieDave]

28. I wasn't fooled for a second

women are too classy to really do the nekkid pics schtick.

But since I'm here - love you all back !!!

[southlandshari]

30. We have a winner!

Great reply!!

[AussieDave]

33. Thank you so much - I'm here all week.............

[flvegan]

35. Good point! Surely it would have been a leaked

"southlandshari sex tape" stolen by angered landscapers! Not her fault, but it's still out there...reviving a career, or something.

[AussieDave]

38. And it surely would've been in the National Enquirer by now

Damn those landscapers !!!!

[flvegan]

42. Uhhh...yes...damn them.

I hate them for their freeing the "southlandshari sex tape" and releasing it to the internets at www.southlandsharisextape.com (only $19.95, a one-time fee per download).

Excuse me...I have a website to visit.

Now where the hell is my VISA card...

[AussieDave]

48. LOLOL - stop it !!!!

I'll wait for Kitty Kelley to write the book - I don't want to be seen to be exploiting anyone.

[flvegan]

51. Will there be photos from the tape?

You know, for research purposes, proof of research in reporting and whatnot...

[AussieDave]

54. If not, there's always Photoshop

besides - Kitty never let research get in the way of a good book.

[southlandshari]

59. Just for that free "advertisement"...

[flvegan]

61. It wasn't free for them...

I got a free download for doing it...pun somewhat intended.

[southlandshari]

63. ....

Bad, bad, man!

[nickgutierrez]

31. You can't fool me with your silliness.

:hi:

[southlandshari]

39. Silliness?

Me? Surely you jest!

A Very Serious Message for Antiwarwarrior

[nickgutierrez]

40. Oh, no you don't.

I'm not falling for the same trick you pulled on BigMcLargeHuge this morning. I read the URL, and I know exactly what that video is.

:P

[southlandshari]

44. I'm alerting on you.

I don't know why, but I'll think of a reason.

I'll see you in the mod forum, buddy.

And may the best mod win!

[nickgutierrez]

45. If the best mod wins...

...I'm a shoe-in. :evilgrin:

</trashtalk>

[flvegan]

49. HEY! EVERYONE! MOD FIGHT!!!! THIS IS HUGH!!!111

[AussieDave]

52. I'll get the beer, you bring the eats.

[nickgutierrez]

53. By eats, would you happen to be referring to...

...popcorn? :popcorn:

[AussieDave]

56. But of course, and anything else the beer will wash down

Just no pretzels - I might choke on them.

[flvegan]

58. Hell, beer will wash down lugnuts.

Beer is your friend.

[AussieDave]

60. "It makes me a jolly good fellow......"

[southlandshari]

62. Finally.

First intelligent thing you've said all night, darlin'.

:applause:

[flvegan]

64. Talking ain't my strong point.

[southlandshari]

65. Don't think for a minute

I'm going to take that bait.

[southlandshari]

68. You asked for it.

Since that one brick didn't do the trick last time...

[nickgutierrez]

70. Now that's just overkill

x(

:popcorn:

[Scooter24]

43. no pics?

[southlandshari]

116. There were some

I edited them out.

;)

[BamaLefty]

69. MOMMA!!!

Oh my God! I was about to die to say naked pics of my very own Mother!!

[southlandshari]

87. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Son!! You weren't supposed to see this thread!!!

What the fuck is wrong with the parental controls on this damn board?

:hide:

[BamaLefty]

117. And To Think That My

Response number was #69 makes it EVEN sicker! :puke:

[WCGreen]

75. Lounge Love?

I'm having trouble sitting up out a bed so lovin' is off for tonight, dahrlink.....

[ghostsofgiants]

76. Who do I file the false advertisement complaint with?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

77. Send your nekkid pics to me along with a detailed description of

your disco ball, roller skates and complaint and I'll see that all get filed with Lord God, Emperor, Ruler of the Universe, Sir.

Okay? :7

[ghostsofgiants]

78. Oh I pity whoever develops my next roll of film...

:P

[Moderator]

89. Post it right here.

I promise to take care of it.

That southlandshari character is a bit of a sillyheart sometimes.

[Pale Blue Dot]

79. She's at work, and I miss her.

:cry:

I see her again in less than 48 hours, though! :woohoo:

[Aristus]

80. I could use a little love, but,

buy me dinner first. :7

[southlandshari]

110. But where can we go to eat

with me all nekkid like this?

:P

[Aristus]

131. We'll order in, of course.

No need to get dressed on my account. ;-)

[enigmatic]

81. We love you too

:)

[southlandshari]

92. So.....

You clicked on this.

Good to know.

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

82. Hi southlandshari!

[southlandshari]

93. Awwwww.....

Love you, too, darlin'!!!

Which is why you are the one and only DUer who has ever shared Moon Pie ice cream with me!

Got a spoon?

[KitchenWitch]

83. I love you Shari!

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

95. The feeling is mutual

But you already knew that, didn't you?

:hug:

[JVS]

84. WHITE SOX! WOOOHOOO!

[Robeson]

88. This is HUGH!!!!!!!!111!!!!

....:P

[southlandshari]

94. Um - wrong thread, friend.

You must be looking for the unsportsmanlike conduct thread.

Flames + this thread = not good

[EstimatedProphet]

85. Teaser!

Using your mod powers this way!
:)

[southlandshari]

98. I had to use my mod powers this way!

Did you see those threads I locked before I posted this?

Had to distract folks somehow or you know what would have happened the rest of the night!

What are you doing here, anyway, you Benedict Arnold? I finally get a Lounge mod gig, expect to be working with you, and where are you? In one of those scary serious forums! Sniffle, sniffle....

;)

[EstimatedProphet]

104. Yeah, I know...

And believe me, when I opened my mail the next morning after the switch and got greeted by 150 alerts, I was wondering whether it was the right thing...

[Dangerously Amused]

86. ...

Yeah. Nekkid smilies. They're everywhere. :eyes:


I feel so... so gullible! So taken advantage of!

[southlandshari]

107. LOL!

I'm sorry. But flamewars did come to a screeching halt after this was posted, so it wasn't all for nothing.

:hi:

[Heidi]

90. Shari, I'd like to thank you . . .

for enduring the LOUD THREADS, the Yak threads, the Nighthawks bandwidth-hogging threads, the "My 'underware' has been stolen by Fresno Freeper" threads," and other insanities in which I've participated.

You're patient, you're kind and gosh-darnit, I :loveya:

[southlandshari]

96. No thanks necessary, believe me!

You are a delightful member of this community, darlin'!!

And you just made my night!

:hug:

[Heidi]

99. And you've just made _my_ morning!

Thank you! I haven't been called "delightful" since last night, when I talked to my mama on the phone. But wait a minute. She wasn't calling _me_ delightful. She was saying the bottle of wine I sent her was delightful. Never mind. :yoiks:

Care for some :popcorn: ?

[Jara sang]

91. Dang second time today you've fooled me.

When will I ever learn?

[southlandshari]

100. LOL!

Hopefully never - so we can keep meeting like this!

;)

[AussieDave]

101. Now that this thread has hit 100 posts, is there a prize ??

Or just the satisfaction of knowing we all had a good time ????

[southlandshari]

106. That is reward enough for me!

:D

[matcom]

108. i don't need to click this thread

i can just look at the ones i have of you that are framed and on my desk!

:D

[Moderator]

109. I'll have you know...

That our shari is now crying in the mod forum because you told everyone in the Lounge about your secret love affair!


:spank:

[matcom]

112. she'll survive

:D

with THAT body?

she will be fine :P

[Moderator]

114. Thanks a lot, buddy.

She is no longer crying in the mod forum.

She is strutting around to that damnable Right Said Fred song, "I'm Too Sexy".

Sigh.

Some days I wonder if I am getting too old for this job.

[Zuni]

113. love

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

115. love

right back atcha, darlin'!

:loveya:

[merh]

118. I love you!

:loveya: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

Better late than never! :hug:

[southlandshari]

120. The feeling is, of course, mutual, darlin'!

For many reasons!!!

Including the fact that I know my terrible secret is always safe with you!!!

;)

:loveya:

[merh]

122. What secret?

I have a problem with my memory, I forget why. ;-)

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

124. Oh good, you've already forgotten!!

But in case you haven't.....you've got mail!

:P

[merh]

126. I know nothing!

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

127. Whew!

I am so moved by your loyalty, I must offer you Moon Pies! Yum!!!

[merh]

128. Gee, that is so sweet! Moon Pies!!!!

I know it is so hard for you to part with these. :cry: I'm touched! :hug:

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

129. ......

:rofl:

[merh]

130. ;-)

:rofl: :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

119. thanks for your message yesterday

and love to you :loveya:

[southlandshari]

121. No problem! Does this mean....

...we ARE still going to Tahiti?

:woohoo:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

123. yes we are

after yesterday evening i may need tahiti..prior to yesterday it was merely wanting tahiti :)

[southlandshari]

125. ROFL!

:hug: