Random generic self indulgent thread with self obsessed message

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

that nobody but me understands.

[Deja Q]

1. Here's mine:

I want sex! I want sex! I want sex! I want sex! I want sex! I want sex!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

2. Standard nonplussed response

:wtf:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Quizzical response with attached statement of general support.

[RetroLounge]

4. dupe

RL

[Misunderestimator]

5. LOL

[JimmyJazz]

6. Extremely witty and intelligent response, followed by blantant

sexual innuendo intended to evoke strong reaction from moderators :D

[billyskank]

9. Standard flirting

:loveya: etc.

[billyskank]

16. Lament at unrequited nature of poster's admiration

O woe is me, etc. Sad smiley. Crying optional.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Apology for not responding to flirtations of cute Brit.

Confession regarding not wanting to appear blatantly obvious in return of affection. Aw, what the hell: :loveya:

[billyskank]

18. Admission that maintaining the appearance of inaccessibility

is highly efficacious in keeping the poster interested. :)

[billyskank]

19. Further lament at having responded to the wrong post

and thus looking like a right wally! :blush:

[southlandshari]

12. Intensely curious but cryptic reply

sparked by the reference to strong reaction from moderators to sexual innuendo.

Acknowledging that there are multiple interpretations to this commentary on your part....

[JimmyJazz]

13. feigned shock and disbelief at misunderstanding of post.

Insertion of additional mind game to further annoy moderators. :P

[southlandshari]

14. Disappointed reply

As it was this respondant's hope that the intent of your intial entry into this thread was designed to do something other than annoy one moderator in particular.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

15. Outright denial of accusation. Request for counsel made.

Admission of adoration of all moderators, but one in particular. :loveya:

[southlandshari]

20. Supremely giddy response

Best summed up by smiley reciprocity:

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

7. Appropriately embarrassed and apologetic response

:hide:































Though in my defense, I posted no pictures of myself. That counts for something, right?

;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Curiously, perplexed response

:shrug:

[bridgit]

8. kew'l...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. appropriately judgemental response

:silly: :hi:

[SarahB]

11. Snarky, passive aggressive response due to my own underlying issues.

It's all about me. Me! :D

[Susang]

21. Bizarre, incoherant, screaming rant

That comes out of nowhere and ends in a spectacular flame out. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

22. Confession as to not being able to catch breath secondary

to hysterical laughter.

On edit: Question as to why you should be any different.

:rofl:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Generic, enthusiastic high five for the rant!

:thumbsup:

[southlandshari]

23. Impatient foot tapping and increasingly suspicious response

regarding the hit-and-run nature of the original post here.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. ROFL,...wickedly vague response designed to keep you wondering if

it was about you :evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

28. Unconcerned and equally wicked (though not vague) response

Since I do check my inbox from time to time and know that it was not!

[miss_kitty]

27. Total non sequitur here

at least it appears to be a non sequitur. It's not really. It fits right in. But no one gets it, so they won't respond.

[JimmyJazz]

29. Response to non-sequitur in manner depicting complete

ignorace as to term "non-sequitur." :crazy: