actual headlines

[ElsewheresDaughter]

* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
* Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
* Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
* Farmer Bill Dies in House
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Stud Tires Out
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
* Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
* Eye Drops off Shelf
* Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
* Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
* Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
* Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
* British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
* Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
* Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
* Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
* Steals Clock, Faces Time
* Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
* Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
* Hospital Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
* Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
* Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
* Include your Children when Baking Cookies


"Feds Squeeze Boyle" recent local paper

[johnnie]

1. Funny stuff

Thanks.

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told... Lol

[Mr. McD]

2. I wouldn't want to be that Undersheriff

:)

[lildreamer316]

3. Whoo hoo I needed that.

Thanks!

[skygazer]

4. Rule - never give a cow an axe

Not a good idea at all.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Laugh out loud funny!

:rofl: