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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 11:49 AM
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You DON'T want to play golf with this woman
Edited on Tue Oct-04-05 11:51 AM by ps1074
Check the video clip. It's 20 seconds long and you even don't need to download it. Just visit the link below...

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1128163275

edited for typos
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 11:53 AM
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1. A friend of mine hit a goose once. We called him "Top Gun", because
he killed goose.

Actually, the goose didn't die, but he was stunned for a while.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:17 PM
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5. i was in a foursome with a guy who killed a goose
6-iron to the green. ball hit the goose in the head (on the green) - dead.

guy picked up the goose and drove it to the clubhouse. clubhouse called the wildlife authorities.

wildlife authorities arrive and write a $5,000.00 ticket to golfer (protected in Maryland)

golfer lost in court. paid $5k

(mid 80's)
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 11:58 AM
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2. Oh man that's gotta hurt.
You think it's dead?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:01 PM
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3. I can't see it, but I'm reminded of Randy Johnson's bird-killing fastball
Is it like that?
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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:13 PM
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4. well
A woman on the tea... I'd say a first timne golfer. She tries to swing with the driver but she only succeeded in hitting a poor bird some 20 feet in front of her :(
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