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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:03 AM
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It's the "NEW" Copycat!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:04 AM
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1. that is a clever joke
did you come up with it? :shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:05 AM
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3. Yes, why yes, I did... *ahem*
:yoiks:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:05 AM
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2. OMG! I've never heard that one before!
:rofl:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:06 AM
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4. KICK!!!
Just doing my part to piss off the lounge! :hide:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:07 AM
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5. HAHAHA
Why thank you!! :loveya:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:15 AM
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6. that's awesome!!!!!! did you make it up?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:15 AM
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8. You've had a few Red Bulls this morning, haven't you?
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:17 AM
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10. just to keep sharp
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:46 AM
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19. Have another.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:15 AM
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7. Now with TWICE the suckage
:-)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:17 AM
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9. ...
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:18 AM
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11. Ouch!
:yoiks:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:26 AM
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13. it seemed to fit perfectly
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:27 AM
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14. >
:* :pals:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:30 AM
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15. .
Those stitches are nasty looking!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:31 AM
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16. I know... I can barely look at them.
love that smiley!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:35 AM
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17. Once was enough for me ~ you win the boo boo award!
Hopefully you won't catch the LynneSin DC Flu!

cause this ain't no simple cold
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:36 AM
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18. Oh gosh... I hope you feel better soon.
That's gotta suck. :hug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:51 AM
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20. I have an appointment later today ...
I'm actually going to call and suggest a cancellation to avoid spreading this throughout the area.

I'm taking a homeopathic remedy called 'AIRBORNE' or I'm sure that it would be worse. This isn't drying me out. It has reduced the fever and body aches.

My house-mate started taking it to avoid catching what I have. I'm curious about how this will work out as 'AIRBORNE' was developed by a school teacher to use when entering an environment where cold germs are prevalent.

I'm also concerned about GOPisEVIL, Sugar Smack and everyone else who was in our room on Saturday evening.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:25 AM
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12. Brazillion!! That's A Good One!!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:05 AM
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21. Thats what she said!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL
:rofl:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:12 AM
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22. holy shit! you are teh phunny!
:eyes:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:16 AM
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23. pffffft
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:27 AM
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24. you're rotten
rotten to the core.

why do you hate me so much? :cry:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:29 AM
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25. Yes, yes, I am.
Don't take it personally... no need to cry...






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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:51 AM
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26. wow.
you really do hate me.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:55 PM
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29. Never!
:hug:









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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:52 AM
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27. Why do you hate America?
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:54 AM
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28. Why do you hate Brazillions?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:07 PM
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30. Why do you hate brazillions of americans?
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:10 PM
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31. Why do I love brassieres?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:14 PM
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32. brasseries?
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:21 PM
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33. of course that must be what I meant 'cause who wants your thread locked
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