Please help hurricane Ophelia to decide what to do.

[NNadir]

Poll question: Please help hurricane Ophelia to decide what to do.

Hurricane Ophelia has been vacationing off the southeast coast for quite some time doing nothing, not even clearing brush or chopping wood. It has not even attempted to attend a fund raiser. It just sits there.

The hurricane is dilatory, stationary and cannot seem to decide what to do with itself.

I think we should make some suggestions to the hurricane to see if we can get it off it's lazy ass and do something.

I therefore would like to suggest that we advise the hurricane about an appropriate course of action.

[AmyDeLune]

1. Other

Ophelia should follow Dubya wherever he goes, like a big, destructive puppy.

[NNadir]

2. Sort of like a modern day Joe Btfsplk, except Joe Btfsplk was thought to

be well meaning.

http://www.deniskitchen.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=bios.joe.btfsplk

Dubya, one thinks, is a deliberate fuck up, with everything he touches turning to shit.

[NNadir]

3. Oh my goodness. Someone wants me killed. Who could that be?

:rofl: :hide: :rofl: