I'm picking one DUer to have sex with

[Fixated]

I'm 18 and male (and straight). Who's the hottest? Whether or not they're willing is trivial, I'm a hunter.

Yes, I'm bored with my life. So what?

On Edit: "Whether or not they're willing is trivial" = not rape advocacy.

[SOteric]

1. You might want to reword that.

It sounds vaguely like you're advocating rape, and I'm sure that's not what you intend. Hopefully.

[matcom]

2. I AM THE HOTTEST!

but i too am male, and straight so you will have to settle for SECOND best!

sorry.

:D

[jeter]

3. What makes you think that they'd want to have sex with you?

[Fixated]

4. .....

I'm damn smooth, that's why. Plus....well, that's all.

[Lady Freedom]

16. you have showed little smoothness...

I say you need to work on it then try it again!

[northzax]

5. why limit yourself?

the hottest DUer is quite likely to be a man, I mean if you're a hunter, that is.

[Fixated]

9. .....

That may be true, and if I find that a male is hotter, I will congratulate them. But no sex.

[La_Serpiente]

6. Where is

Lady_Freedom and Slinkerwink...they are chicas that are liberated.

[slinkerwink]

25. I'm here

Intellectual Liberation is freedom!

[Lady Freedom]

7. "Whether or not they're willing is trivial"

Want to restate that??? :grr:

[Fixated]

10. ......

OK.....it doesn't matter if they're initially willing because my charm and wit shall conquer their defenses?

[Lady Freedom]

11. You do have a way of turning a gal...

OFF!

[DS1]

23. umm, reality check...

It's just another stupid post on a messageboard that will amount to shit, like most of the other sex-related ones posted here, sometimes frequently, so get off the high horse

[elcondor]

12. *snort*

I'm with Lady Freedom on this . . . no woman with any amount of sense would want to sleep with you in any capacity after reading this. Have fun by yourself! :eyes:

[Name removed]

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[Lady Freedom]

32. Thank you!

Thats 2!

[LincolnMcGrath]

8. There are some

females from Texas, Florida and Collie-phone-ya who post now and then. I would imagine that they are technically the hottest posters today.

:shrug:

[Name removed]

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[LincolnMcGrath]

38. Why so many deleted posts

And What did I miss Here?

[VelmaD]

39. You missed my reply...

today is my day for deleted posts apparently. I called fixated a bad name. :eyes:

[LincolnMcGrath]

40. Oh

[LincolnMcGrath]

42. But ,But....

you got the weather-related joke in my post, right.

[VelmaD]

44. Yeah, but

I was choosing to ignore it. Don't want to encourage that kind of bad pun behavior.

Free advice. Never tell a girl you only meant she was hot cause the temp is high outside. ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

45. You`ve got mail

And the whole striped socks thing, well..........:wow:

[mmm]

15. I know just who you're gonna end up with:

Gar the Human Doodle!
Whether or not you're willing is trivial.

(I truly believe you need therapy.)

[JohnKleeb]

17. Isnt this an opinion question?

:shrug: and people have called me horny for simply being for not having a problem with prematrial sex and being open about sex.

[Lady Freedom]

18. Sugar Baby! There is a big diff in being open and being a nurd!

You are open!

[JohnKleeb]

19. I know

Well thats what happens when you deal with religious fanatics, some of my friends are really neanderthal thinking Catholic, I am Catholic too but I live in the 21st century.

[Fixated]

22. .....

I don't know where you live, but near me we have a born again nutball church. A kid who went there killed himself, and at the funeral his family didn't shed a single tear. They just talked about how he was with Jesus. THOSE kids get on your case about sex.

[JohnKleeb]

28. I live Northern Va

Not a hot bed of religious folks. Sheesh I know.

[TahitiNut]

20. Ahhh.... evolution! Ain't it grand?

Herein we seem to have firm grasp on why man developed the opposable thumb. :silly:

[Lady Freedom]

21. The want of the answer is just eating at me!

And I want to warn the poor dear you chose!

So who is it?

[populistmom]

24. He knows who he is

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

26. My aren't we evil tonight!

hehe!

[populistmom]

29. Not really

Actually, I'm sick (and I was supposed to get a flu shot Friday- too late now) and too pooped to pop this evening, but I suppose despite the sniffles and coughs, I still have that tiny shread of my evil streak. But most of the time I'm quite the angelic one O8) . Nauseatingly angelic really.

[populistmom]

49. I just realized I read this question wrong

I read it hours ago under the influence of sudafed and echinachea tea, so excuse me.
Everyone who said you were a _______ is right. ".....whether or not she is willing?" :mad: Sorry to let my fellow sisters down here.

[tishaLA]

27. I'd love to have sex with you

but I never fuck men who dangle their prepositions. Other things can dangle, though.

[Booberdawg]

30. Whether or not they are willing is not trivial

and is a stupid thing to say. Just adding a disclaimer does not excuse the comment. If you don't see that then you should stay home and take care of it by hand.

[Lady Freedom]

31. Thank you!

Thats 3 of us!

[shugah]

46. 4

Man drives down road.
Woman drives up same road
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window,"PIG!"
Man yells out window, "BITCH!"
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

If only men would listen...

[Booberdawg]

52. *snarf*

:thumbsup:

[Amaya]

34. I'm actually the hottest but..

you're a little young for me ;)

[screembloodymurder]

35. Older man here.

Hottie.

[VOX]

36. Sorry, but your style is lacking. Finesse isn't your long suit...

You can work on it, though -- you'll probably have the free time.

:toast:

on edit: typos

[davsand]

37. He misspeaks and corrects it and he's criticized?

Like none of us have ever done that?

I'm inclined to cut him some slack given the fact he's survived here this long...no way that would happen if he's the neandertal you accuse him of beimg, I'm sure.
--------------

Now, as for hottest, I'm female, and 4 ft tall and three feet wide. I have not showered for at least a year and my teeth are green. I am a compulsive thief and a liar, and I also am extremely fertile--all you have to do is look at me and I get pregnant... And did I mention that funky rash I have?*

Feeling froggy? :evilgrin:

Laura


* For the humor impared this is a joke as well as an attempt to illustrate just how non-serious this all is. I also figured it might make some guys evaluate just how hung up they are on womens' looks and physical being rather than her humanity.

This was only a joke...

[TrogL]

41. You ain't as straight as you think you are

Have you tried the other side of the street?

You might like it.

[DemoTex]

43. The Lounge has changed ...

Here I am out in the wilds, and I tune in to this new genre. A mere child pimping his own lusts on DU. Hey Fixated, good luck! However, I think your lack of luck will kill using DU as a hunting-ground. I hope so. I hope you stay horny and off DU with this kind of crap.

Mac

[mmm]

47. Whether or not they're willing is trivial,

Cool. Give me your address.
Gar the Human Doodle will rape you.
Ha ha ha ha ha. This is fun. This is funny, yoo.
Please post your address on this forum.
Guys will be 'dropping by.'

[lynx rufus]

48. No donation to DU from me - this changed my mind

People like you make me load my gun at night.
How other women put up with this BS is beyond me.

Very strange thread. Bad stuff.

[DemoTex]

50. lynx rufus

What you are seeing are unfiltered sexual fantasies from an exteremely immature male. That ain't DU , not even the Lounge. I've been here since near the beginning of DU (5/91), and I've never seen such raunchy presumptiousness. See my other post in this thread. Stay, if you will. However, after only 12 posts, I don't think the Admins are looking for a significant tithing, from you, at this point. Your choice, of course. Verb sap!

[Maddy McCall]

53. Don't leave, lynx...

He is one asshole out of 5,000 nice people here. Whether you want to donate or not is up to you, but don't let this asshole deter you from staying or donating.

There are lots of good things about DU...sad that new people here don't see the good at first, and only see the ridiculous that jerks like him post.

Put him on ignore and stay on DU.

[angee_is_mad]

51. lol, be careful

for what you ask for, you just might get it!!!! And it might be more than you can handle.

[BigMcLargehuge]

54. OK I'm locking this

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator-