Our favorite Freeper pick-up lines.
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Our favorite Freeper pick-up lines.
#1. Hey, baby, I think my enzyte's starting to work.
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:07 PM
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"Nice ass.....get in the truck!"
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:07 PM
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2. "The fact that I'm missing my teeth .......
....just means there's more room for your tongue."
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:09 PM
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5. You just put a horrible image into my head
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:52 PM
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Oh yea...like I want to put my tongue into THAT! :rofl: :puke:
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:07 PM
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3. would you like to accompany me to a cross burning?
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:08 PM
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4. "Get in the truck, sis!"
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:09 PM
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6. Come to my place, I have cocaine and kiddie porn.
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:12 PM
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7. Wanna see my tooth? n/t
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:13 PM
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8. I've got a king sized Port-a-Potty back at my place
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Fri Aug-12-05 03:01 PM
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23. Hey baby... two of us... fourteen porta-potties... watta 'ya say?
My trailor or yours, sis?
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:14 PM
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9. you have such beautifuL teeth
they even Look good in the gLass of water.
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:14 PM
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"Hey, I've given you food aid. Can I exploit your natural resources now?"
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:15 PM
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11. this ain't a beer belly
it's a fuel tank for the sex machine!
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:57 PM
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Fri Aug-12-05 03:14 PM
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25. My dad refers to his gut much worse then that
" When you got a big tool, you need a big shed" Ewwwww
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Fri Aug-12-05 04:41 PM
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:puke: well, i'm offa sex for the next few days :silly:
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:32 PM
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12. You'll love popping the zits on my back, guaranteed!
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:56 PM
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13. Wanna go back to my trailer and get your bore rifled?
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Fri Aug-12-05 01:58 PM
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15. Freeper foreplay: "get in the truck bitch!"
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:02 PM
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16. No. Freeper foreplay is: "Where did I put that Penthouse magazine?"
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:35 PM
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17. Soooey! Here pig, pig, pig!
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:38 PM
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18. "It's free pork rind night at the Piggly Wiggly honey"
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:47 PM
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19. Imoan get mah step laddah 'n make ya nay all naght
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:51 PM
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20. Haven't I seen you ...
... protesting at an abortion clinic somewhere before?
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Fri Aug-12-05 02:57 PM
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22. mom and dad have gone out.
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Fri Aug-12-05 03:11 PM
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24. I promise I won't bomb in your mouth.
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