Caption this!! Lott and Santorum

[arcos]

This is an old photo, but "captionable" still!



Have fun! :evilgrin:

[sexybomber]

1. haha

Lott: "I am the Six-Fingered Claw Man! Tremble in fear!"
Santorum: (butt-head laugh)

[TheReligiousLeft]

2. The biggoted duo strikes again

Lott shows the public his "linchin' hand" while catches a wiff of Lott cutting the cheese...

[cosmicdot]

3. ... crippled inside ... Lennon

JOHN LENNON
Crippled Inside
(Lennon)

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside
You can wear a mask and paint your face
You can call yourself the human race
You can wear a collar and a tie
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

Well now you know that your
Cat has nine lives
Nine lives to itself
But you only got one
And a dog's life ain't fun
Mamma take a look outside

You can go to church and sing a hymn
You can judge me by the color of my skin
You can live a lie until you die
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

Well now you know that your
Cat has nine lives
Nine lives to itself
But you only got one
And a dog's life ain't fun
Mamma take a look outside

You can go to church and sing a hymn
You can judge me by the color of my skin
You can live a lie until you die
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

[PunkinPi]

8. So true, great tune!!! ;)

[phishhead]

4. I just happened to be at that conference.. this is what was said:

Lott: "So I tell this black fella he should be doing my house chores for me. Well, he paid me no mind. So I grabbed him by the throat and said, 'Boy! Now you listen here! Don't make me get my GOP friends to hang you from a tree.'"

Santorum: "Ha. Ha. Ha. Trent, old chum, not only was he black, he was queer! So we had to do it. That carpet muncher was just asking for it!"




Ok, so I wasn't actually there. :)

[thermodynamic]

5. Lott: "I just farted" Santorum: "I know, I just pulled your finger!"

:D

[JackSwift]

6. Hey Dog!

Let's get drunk and screw!

[Astarho]

7. LOTT: Oooooklahoma...

SANTORUM: He likes musicals? What a queer!

[Bozola]

9. Ooooooo! Very Scarey!