Post your favorite Ralph Wiggum quote

[romantico]

Of course, 'I bent my wookie' is the best! Whats yours?

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

1. My cat's breath smells like cat food!

[chatterboy]

14. Daddy, these rubber pants

are hot!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

2. "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies ...

...and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

[MuseRider]

3. Smells like hot dogs. n/t

[Rising Phoenix]

4. I'm special

[Cooley Hurd]

5. Me fail English? That's unpossible!

or...

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

:rofl:

[chatterboy]

8. D'oh!

[Cooley Hurd]

15. 's okay - Cyndee_Lou_Who posted my other Wiggumism...

There's so many to choose from, too! :D

[chatterboy]

6. Me fail English?

That's unpossible!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

7. "Help! She's touching my special area!"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. And the doctor said that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds...

...if I stopped pushing my finger up there.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

10. "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

[Jara sang]

11. That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

[Scruffbunny]

12. And the doctor said that I wouldn't have as many nosebleeds

if I kept my finger out of there!

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Two favorites...

“That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.”

"It tastes like ... burning"

[VelmaD]

16. Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

:)

[Jara sang]

17. I bent my wookie.

[iconoclastic cat]

18. "I'm scared, daddy! Too scared to pee my pants!"

[ghostsofgiants]

19. "Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

Bart (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling Bee): "I...M...P"
Nelson: "Bart is pee!"
Ralph: "I made Bart in my pants!"

[arwalden]

20. My Shirt Smells Like A Rainbow