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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:39 PM
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Lame Flame Thread!

I bet none of you comma-splicing pseudo-intellectuals can flame as lame as ME!

Your grandmother's no good at billiards! And one of your trouser legs is slightly too short!
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:40 PM
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1. Oh yea, your cat is fat
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:45 PM
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5. Oh, YEAH?

Well, you tear off scotchtape all sideways so other people have to peel it with their fingernails to get a decent strip!
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Nightjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:41 PM
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2. Your mother smells of elderberries!
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:44 PM
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4. Pah! Your father was a hamster!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:42 PM
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3. Oh yeah, I slept with your wife........
Wait, I should've went with the Jerk Store. :)
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:46 PM
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6. I pity you.

You put used matches back in their boxes!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:46 PM
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7. Well,
you're full of poo and smell like old boogers.

Nanny nanny boo boo!
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:51 PM
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8. You have a slightly out of date thesaurus!

And you'd lose a game of canasta with your own pet goldfish!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 06:52 PM
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9. I heard Pee Wee Herman is your fave movie star.
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:00 PM
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10. Pee Wee Herman IS my fave movie star
???
I have NO IDEA what you're talking about.

AH! nO! I got that wrong, I meant to say that you've never had sex with Nana Mouskouri!

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