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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:43 AM Original message |
Tell me your problems and I will give you solutions |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
1. I have a problem with working the rest of the day! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:48 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Light yourself on fire |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:52 AM Response to Reply #4 |
13. Great advice. When all else fails, burst into flames! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:00 AM Response to Reply #13 |
28. tried and true method |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
2. We have a vulgar, crass, ignorant, self-righteous asshole as President. |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. It is time to start a crippling heroin addiction |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:02 AM Response to Reply #8 |
32. I'm sure I can find some heroin here in Chicago. |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:03 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Thats the spirit |
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FloridaPat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
3. No job. No income. Computer programming jobs almost impossible |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. become a puppeteer |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
5. i'm depressed |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:52 AM Response to Reply #5 |
14. try getting a hobby |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
6. I seriously suck at bowling. |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:53 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Have sex with your bowling instructor |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:55 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Are you sure I shouldn't try cutting my arm off? |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:59 AM Response to Reply #19 |
25. if you want to be a gimp the rest of your life |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #25 |
31. I think it would give me character and an air of mystery. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
7. I know this guy Zuni is obsessed with me but I find him to be a gnat |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:54 AM Response to Reply #7 |
17. Don't be silly |
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Champ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
9. I left my girlfriend |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:55 AM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Harass random women in public places |
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Champ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:57 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. That brings up another problem |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:59 AM Response to Reply #22 |
26. I will deny everything |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
11. I am a fan of outdated rock bands, and I have a compulsion to post |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:56 AM Response to Reply #11 |
20. there is nothing anyone can do to help you |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #20 |
29. damn it! |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:58 AM Response to Reply #11 |
23. I hope you don't mind my sending you a bill for a new keyboard. |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #23 |
30. as soon as I get a new job i'll pay you for it |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:02 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Ok. It's a deal. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
12. After I celebrated and took down my Zuni tree ... |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:56 AM Response to Reply #12 |
21. call them and tell them you had explosive diarrhea |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
15. My room is messy but I'm too lazy to clean it |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 09:58 AM Response to Reply #15 |
24. hire an illegal immigrant maid |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:37 AM Response to Reply #24 |
37. Wise beyond your years |
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Champ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
27. Ah! Confusion!!! |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
35. I need a good Chick Tract and don't know how to find one. |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:08 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. go to |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:04 AM Response to Reply #36 |
45. WOOHOO!! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
38. This town sucks |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:55 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Move. |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:56 AM Response to Reply #38 |
41. become a sniper |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:59 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. And who should I shoot, |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:05 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. that is a decision you have to make for yourself, grasshopper |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
39. My dog rubs his butt on the carpet |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 10:57 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. no |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:00 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. phew! |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
46. My Pets Answer To Rude Names |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:08 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. OK |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:13 AM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Well,, Too Late For The Latter Anyway |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
48. My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:09 AM Response to Reply #48 |
50. take an aspirin, wash your feet, go to church |
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FLSurfer (350 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
51. There is a girl that works for me |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:53 AM Response to Reply #51 |
56. give her a straight up lecture |
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FLSurfer (350 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 12:02 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. I guess you are right. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
53. The sanctity of my marriage is being attacked by liburlz! And I'm SINGLE!! |
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Cathyclysmic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
54. How can I make a good impression at my new job? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
55. Why does my car run better on "unleaded" than on "no lead"? |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
58. problem |
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dave29 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
59. I want to be the next President |
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