Did I miss the party? We went over 72,000 registrations some time ago

[MrScorpio]

I want some cake, dammit!

[madeline_con]

1. Didn't you read the Freeker msg

on Conyer's site from the one who claimed he'd created and had banned *hundreds* of names here on DU? He said the # of registered posters isn't necessarily the # that are here now.

Anyway, long story short, that litle shit-hole claims 200,000. Can they be any more full of shit than they are, do you think?

[MrScorpio]

2. I believe those delusional little masochists as much as I believe Shrubya

Why do you think that I called them "colostomy bags" earlier?

[madeline_con]

4. "colostomy bags"

Now, come on! That's an insult to colostomy bags! :)

[democracyindanger]

3. Yeah. People were asking where you were.

I was like, 'I dunno,' and they were like, 'That's messed up,' and I was like, 'SHYAAA!'

So anyway, there was a lot of booze and pot, and I think Kleeb got a hold of some Peruvian mushrooms, 'cause he was wandering around most of the night with a big grin on his face saying things like, "I TASTE COLORS!" And then there were about a dozen people who got naked, and Skinner said, "Yo, I'm gonna lock you down," and the nekkid people were like, "C'mon Skinner, you closet hippie," and then Skinner took his clothes off and the general consensus was that we wished he didn't.

But the highlight was when he-who-turned-out-to-be-a-troll showed up and was all like, "Yo! Where's the mojitos?" and Elad was all like, "Fuck you, dude, I'm gonna open up a short case of whoop-ass" and then some Gungeon posters whipped out their iron and were all like, "Yo, Elad, we got your back!" and I said to HeyHey, "This shit's fucked up, man," and HeyHey said, "I TASTE COLORS!" and I was like, "Fuck, yo, how come nobody told me there were shrooms here?"

And then the cops showed up, and the party pretty much broke up then. But the cake was pretty good.