I think Congress needs to outlaw burning steaks

[tjwmason]

Seriously, it's a terrible terrible crime against everything that is sacred when somebody takes a perfectly good lump of cow-flesh and cooks it so that is pink inside - some I fear go even further than that.

Certainly far more dangerous than burning the flag - nobody eats flags afterall.

[ashling]

1. I am afraid, however

that many in Congress want to pass a law allowing
burning AT the stake for the likes of me and you.

[BiggJawn]

2. Yeah, after they tie us to the stake with our own entrails...

My head hurts this AM...Flag Burning, the USAFA study is the "fault" of those damn Heathens who can't accept that this is a Xian country, Dobson the Dog-fighter telling us that college kids settle down when they get married...
My head hurts!

Oh, we're at what now, 1730? 1731? Closing in on that 58,000, aren't you, Rumsferatu?

[Hugin]

14. I'm thinking it's more like 1200s or 1300s.

There was the enlightenment in the 1700s.

[BiggJawn]

18. I'm talking about the number of "former embryoes"...

Who get to come home from Iraq in a box...
But you're right, too. these are the NEW Dark Ages.

[cleofus1]

3. My Dear Mason

That is the proper way to serve the flesh of cow...well done on the outside...red and bloody inside!

[tjwmason]

4. Red on the inside - yes.

Pink = burned to a cinder.

The trick is getting the pan hot enough to get chared blackened bits on the outside, but still oozing red stuff inside. :D

[cleofus1]

5. and it is your habit

to outwit me!

[tjwmason]

8. One has to have some skill to offer the community

:shrug:

[cleofus1]

11. here here!

and today i am your foil!

[DS1]

6. I like my steak cooked all the way through

:P

[tjwmason]

7. You need to be shipped to a re-education camp.

The alternative is :nuke:

[underpants]

9. Now THERE is the symbol of America as I know it

This isn't an anti-meat post.

There is nothing that signifies how great we have it here like the ability to go to any of the 1,000s of grocery stores and pick up a big hunk of cow and take it home and cook it on your fire control unit. We are living FAT in this country and I mean that in a good way.

[DS1]

10. I like my steak cooked all the way through

:P

[sasquatch]

12. FASCIST!!

x(

[DS1]

16. Flesh Hitler!

:grr:

[sasquatch]

17. Karl Rove's bitch

[Zuni]

13. I like my steak medium well

I hate America

[purr]

15. Cant wait to eat my steaks rare again

only less than 10 weeks to go and then I can have all the rare steak I want again!!! Soooo good