What are these extra keys for?

[Deep13]

Poll question: What are these extra keys for?

Do you have keys on your keyring that have no ascertainable purpose? What might they be for?

[TimeChaser]

1. I actually did have keys to fake handcuffs

at one point. I like old and wierd looking keys.

[Hugin]

2. LOL! This is a great poll!

:)

[Deep13]

3. Maybe it opens that crate of Meese Commission porn.

[Deep13]

4. Maybe it is a key I just found, ...

...and keep for cleaning out earwax.

[Redstone]

5. They're the keys to Mrs R's heart.

One of the few things I never misplace.

Redstone

[Deep13]

6. Gawd! That's like drinking maple syrup!

:spray:

[Redstone]

7. But true.

Hey, I can't help being One Of The Last Of The Red-Hot Romantics; just born that way.

Redstone

[Mutley]

14. You should give my SO some lessons.

He surely could use them!

[Hugin]

8. I guess I'd better start trying to find the other person here on DU with a

U.S.S. Ohio missile key.

[Deep13]

9. probably get one on e-bay

[gmoney]

10. If someone finds the key to my filecabinet...

Please send it to me! I have a locked two-drawer that I've not been able to get into for years, but haven't really cared enough to get the lock drilled. But if I could clear it out, that would be cool!

It's gold and about so big...

[Deep13]

12. I think I found it!

Does it say "Ford" on it?

[mark414]

11. best. poll. ever.

[Deep13]

15. thanx

[lpbk2713]

13. SysRq

I have no fuggen idea.

[Deep13]

16. Perhaps its the key to start Bolton's brain.

:shrug: