Evil truly has resurfaced: Teddy Ruxpin is back

[Taverner]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/adweek/20050614/ad_bpiaw/teddyruxpinmakeshisreturn

[Theres-a]

1. Oh NO!!!

Way back when,I got one for my friend's daughter,she was 3 or 4 years old.It scared her to death!

[seemunkee]

2. We still have one around. Not sure if he will still play the tapes though

I also have my talking Beanie doll from Beanie and Cecil.

[Deja Q]

3. Anothe remake of another 80s icon. I knew it was all marketed crap back in

the day too. :puke:

Gee, how about toys from the 1940s for a new generation?

Or aobut about NEW toys, and not thoze Bratz dollz either, for a new generation? Wait, that might not be profitable. Digging up and burying old products from the dawn of the era of greed works better.

[Kraklen]

4. Jesus Fucking Christ.

First Corey Feldman, then Pauly Shore, now Teddy Ruxpin.

[Redstone]

5. Fuck. Where's my crucifix, Holy Water, and silver bullets?

I gotta go get them out, right now.

My ex-wife bought one of those evil little bastards for my older kid when he was young--she used to get annoyed when I referred to it as "Teddy Foreskin."

No sense of humor.

Redstone

[jmowreader]

6. This one could be fun!

The New Teddy Ruxpin is an MP3 player. If someone could figure out the protocol for the motion-control system in the Teddy Ruxpin doll, you could have him singing along to such great pro-freedom tunes as A Perfect Circle's "Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" and NOFX's "The Idiot Son of an Asshole."