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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:56 AM
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When chickens see sheep porn,
they tend to have freaked-out reactions. I have seen get chickens get very upset, unable to even look at the screen, and once I heard a chicken say, "BWAAAK! Cluckcluckcluckcluck- BWAAAK!." The level of uncomfortable-ness is very high. Of course there are a few chickens who don't care, but 99% can't take it.

That is how sheep often feel when their rams look at porn sites or go to strip coops. It feels so icky - it just feels so wrong. It makes their wool crawl. It seems like those images shouldn't have even been made ...

I can't even imagine what kind of responses I'll get to this post, but I wanted to try to explain to the chickens who thought looking at goats was not cheating why it feels so wrong to some sheep. This was the best example I could think of.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:57 AM
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1. .
:rofl:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 11:58 AM
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2. fucking A
:rofl:

I think I just pissed myself. :thumbsup:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:00 PM
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3. BWHAHAHAHA!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:00 PM
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4. That post made me choke on my chicken
salad. :rofl:
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:23 PM
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5. Yeah, me too.
Oh, salad. You meant. . . ohhhhh, I see.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-10-05 12:27 PM
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6. Chicken porn is better, if but for all those great porn titles
Cock.
Cockmaster.
Cock on cock.
Cock wars.
Coop bangers
Coop sluts who love cocks

etc
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