Kool-aid man is an American hero!

[HEyHEY]

[ghostsofgiants]

1. That big talking bowl of punch?

He'd come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room...you wouldn't even know he'd be *crash* "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!"

And the little kids were all excited, "YES! YES!" and then they would drink out of him, after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He'd pour himself, "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!"

Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that. I don't like when juice wears tights. That's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights.

Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me I'd be like "No, no, no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of punch came in here, yous tupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool! USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating...I'll kick you in the tights and you will go down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard."

"Oh yeah?"

"Oh no!"

[RevCheesehead]

4. Well, in the latest commercials,

he is wearing Khaki camp shorts (which I thought looked pretty lame).

As to the rest of your post: :rofl:

[MessiahRp]

2. Kool Aid Man rules...

I miss when they used to have that kick ass Kool Aid points trade in dealie. I used to get all sorts of Kool Aid junk. The Kool Aid t-shirt, frisbie, the Kool-Aid Atari game (yes they had one of those too!)... I loved it...

His cameo on Family Guy leaves me in stitches as well. :)

Rp

[Lavender Brown]

3. He wears pants now

in the new commercials. I guess he was naked before. :shrug: