How fast would Jesus drive?

[undeterred]

Poll question: How fast would Jesus drive?

[Tektonik]

1. He would fucking burn rubber

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Jesus was an adrenaline junkie...

..and would probably drive a Porsche into a tree:


:D

[ContraBass Black]

8. I see that it's a 928, but if you hadn't said Porsche,

I wouldn't have a clue.

[Cooley Hurd]

9. It was pretty before...

[ContraBass Black]

12. Where's the door,

And what's left of the driver?

[Cooley Hurd]

13. The door was pried off by the "Jaws of Life..."

...and you're talking to the driver!:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. That is a ridiculously

Caucasian Jesus. :P

[Cooley Hurd]

5. The blue eyes gave it away, eh?

:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Along w/ everything else *lol*

[Deja Q]

4. He can teleport, but if he drove he'd be CAUSING road rage, because...

He believes that life should not be rushed; only enjoyed and shared.

[Midnight Rambler]

7. I agree

Jesus would be an incredibly laid back driver, just taking it easy going down the highway, enjoying the bright sunshine in his VW Bug convertible.

[mongo]

10. I don't know - but Krishna needs to SLOW DOWN

Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Your red Trans Am goes way too fast
Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Or your current life may be your last

Krishna is a holy man
An example to us all
It's curious the choice he made
When he bought a car last fall
We sent him out to buy a bus
To carry us around
What a big surprise it was
To hear that throaty sound
He drove up in a new Trans Am
With windows tinted black
Seats like buckets, leather brassiere
But there is no room in back
No, there is no room in back

Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Your red Trans Am goes way too fast
Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Or your current life may be your last

Krishna is a humble man
He's quiet and reserved
But when he gets behind the wheel
We all become un-nerved
A ride with Krishna is a test
Of faith in the hereafter
He squeals his tires and passes right
And then he howls with laughter
Oh, Krishna, stop your laughter

Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Your red Trans Am goes way too fast
Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Or your current life may be your last

He says he's rolling to Nirvana
Leaving behind all earthly desires
Krishna, Krishna, can't you see?
You can't get to heaven on T/A tires

In meetings as we meditate
We hear that sound a-screeching
Krishna, please, your car alarm
It interrupts the teaching
Krishna says we should enjoy
Our time upon this planet
But while we wear our sandals thin
He's driving round with Janet
Oh, Krishna, who is Janet?

Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Your red Trans Am goes way too fast
Slow down, Krishna, slow down
Or your current life may be your last

--- the bobs

[Book Lover]

11. Jesus would not own a vehicle

He would take the bus or train, or bum rides off of his followers.

[u4ic]

14. Not very fast...here's a Jesus car!

joke: how many disciples can you fit into a Beetle?

[undeterred]

15. I dunno, how many disciples can you fit into a Beetle?

:shrug:

[Kire]

16. Would he be drinking with Jenna?

http://www.bettybowers.com/mix.html

[Mrs_Beastman]

17. He is a person who would use mass transportation

[Heyo]

18. Dude.

Everybody knows Jesus can Gate.

(A little EQ humor there) :shrug:

Heyo