It's 10:40 in Jackson, Mi. Time for MrScorpio to answer your questions

[MrScorpio]

Tonite's subject: Relationships

Bring 'em on

[blue neen]

1. Mr. Scorpio, I'm the realist in this relationship.

My husband is in denial about things in life, including a major illness our son has. I'm tired of facing these things alone. Any advice?

Please send me your bill. :)

[MrScorpio]

6. I think your hubby should be seeing the bill... The Doctor's bill

He's scared that can't handle the big problems

Just let him know that you couldn't get this far with him.

And that you two need him even more.

[blue neen]

8. I believe you're right.

He's afraid he can't handle the big problems. We DO need him.

Thanks, Dr. S.

[Dr.Phool]

2. What is the relationship between

Maxwell's equation and Einsteins theory of the photoelectric effect?

You said tonights topic was relationships.

[MrScorpio]

7. A PhD in Physics

A tenured professorship in Physics at the most

[meti57b]

3. Why are two of my cats fighting and how can I make them stop??

[MrScorpio]

9. More catnip

And a dog that likes cats

[Droopy]

4. I have no relationship and I don't really want one.

What's wrong with me?

[MrScorpio]

10. You're bummed that you don't have something that you don't want

That's pretty wrong

[Droopy]

14. Well, no. Not really.

I just figured there was something wrong with me because I didn't want to be in a relationship like 99% of the population. I'm cool with it though and I am happy all by my self.

[Singular73]

33. No you aren't.

[Droopy]

37. How would you know?

[Singular73]

35. Dear Mr Scorpio

When people masturbate, can their dead relatives really see it?

If the answer is no, why not?

[MrScorpio]

36. The answer is no, of course

Because they don't have cable in Hell

[Corgigal]

5. My 23 year old daughter,

whom I quite fond of, isn't married yet and still lives at home. Is it ethical to auction her off on e-bay?

[MrScorpio]

11. Sure isn't. Because that would lack a sense of class.

Auction her off at Southeby's instead.

[auntAgonist]

12. Are you IN Jackson MI?

[MrScorpio]

16. No. My Q&A's are a tribute to my home state

And Jackson is part of it

[auntAgonist]

32. ah ok ...

That's where I am .. :)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Is it true that men are like rubber bands?

From the Mars/Venus book: men are like rubber bands. They need time alone - let them be alone. They'll come back.

Is this true, or just useless bullshit? :)

[MrScorpio]

18. They do when the chippy that they ran off with drops them like a hot tater

That's when they realize that the grass ain't greener on the other side

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Wouldn't a boomerang simile make more sense there?

The rubber band one just doesn't make sense to me.

Mr. Scorpion, any input?

[WindRavenX]

15. I'm going to NYC with a Mormon friend

Should I corrupt him fully?

[medeak]

17. yes!

bring on the margaritas!
(apologies Mr. Scorpio...couldn't help self)

[WindRavenX]

19. oh no margaritas

We're talking, a bottle of Grey Goose.
Pot.
My fine ass.

He's not going to last =)

On edit: he just turned 18.

BWaHAHaHAHAHAHAHA

[medeak]

21. even better!

while he's under influence ask him for the secret handshake? ;-)

[MrScorpio]

20. He's already thinking naughty thoughts

If he wants to be corrupted, I'm sure that your hints of an open invitation will send him over the deep end.

[WindRavenX]

23. too late

He's already under my spell.
BWAHaHaHAHAH

[MrScorpio]

26. Let's see if you've worked the check list....

-Incidentally rubbing up against him?
-The devilish grin AND the look when you see him (Enhanced by the finger to the mouth)
-Lot's of double entendres
-Promises to rock his world
-Naughty whispers in his ear
-Cleavage and tight fitting jeans

[WindRavenX]

29. is it bad that all of those are checked?

=0

[MrScorpio]

30. Good, you're getting him primed

Keep it up and get him alone.

When you isolate him, he won't have any place else to go

[VelmaD]

22. Why is it the guys I'm into...

always seem to be blissfully clueless to the fact that I'm the best thing that will ever happen to them?

And why is it that there are mean, nasty, vile, obnoxious people out there that have someone who is desperately in love with them and yet I am perpetually unattached? :(

[MrScorpio]

24. You're too nice

Add a little spice to the chili

And if you see a guy you want to hook up with, just make the first move and show him how hot you really are.

If he's worth your time, he'll notice.

[VelmaD]

25. Heeeeee...I'm not sure I've ever been accused...

or being too nice before. *snort* And you know me better than that...if I was any "spicier" I'd have to come with a surgeon general's warning label.

Finding someone interested in the "spicy" parts isn't the problem...it's finding someone who wants the other parts that make me me that seems to be the problem.

Anyway, pay no attention to me. I'm just whining. :)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

27. Are you serious, Jackson, Michigan?

My kids just left for there...they spend every summer at Clark's Lake. We call them the youngest snow birds in Florida because my son in law is a teacher here in the Keys, but they go to Michigan to see his folks all summer. Small world.

Sorry...my question: Do they still have Wiley Potatoes at the Hunt Club?

[MrScorpio]

28. See post #16

They just might

[tinfoilinfor2005]

31. Oh, ok, I get it. Your secret is safe with me.

[ghostsofgiants]

34. I don't have a question

But god damn if I don't lose it every time I see that damn picture. (It was my MSN display pic for a while, every conversation was hilarious.)