You know what pisses people off about liberals?

[johnnie]

They write songs like this:

It is still a great song! Read it once through. Even the trolls might learn a thing or two about us pinkos.

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND
Woody Guthrie


This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This land was made for you and me

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

The sun comes shining as I was strolling
The wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
This land was made for you and me

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
Near the relief office - I see my people
And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
If this land's still made for you and me.

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

[evlbstrd]

1. This machine kills fascists!

edit for spelling dammit.
And at least we check and admit it!
And dammit still passes spell check.

[johnnie]

4. Right on

[tuvor]

2. You sayin' God's a pinko, pinko?

Well???

[johnnie]

5. I'm not

They are

[evlbstrd]

9. Right on!

[gauguin57]

13. nice pic of pat robertson there ...

... looks like he's pinching a loaf.

[evlbstrd]

14. I like to think he's passing a stone.

More painful.

I added it while I was in the 700 club, and can't quite seem to let it go. But, I'm thinking about it.

[Teaser]

3. Another thing people hate about liberals

is that our men are all well-endowed and intellectual and our women are geniuses with irresistable sex appeal.

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Nice song

:D Some of the men are really hot too. :D John Kerry and Howard Dean come to mind.... :loveya:

[Seabiscuit]

8. Yeah. Any ugly dunce can be rich. But not everyone can be both smart,

sexy AND rich. Gotta find a librul to get all three. :)

[johnnie]

7. In the words of another true great American

"Well duh!"

[evlbstrd]

10. Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the

children are above average.

[UdoKier]

11. Sittin' alone in the dark, wastin' my time in a park

Workin' Man
by Jimmie Fadden/Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
from Workin' Band - Warner Brothers, 1988.

Sittin' alone in the dark,
Wastin' my time in a park
'cause I've got nowhere to go.
Had me a job til the market fell out,
Tried hard to borrow but there was no help
Now I've got nowhere to go.

I need a job for these two hands
I'm a workin' man
With nowhere to go

One last look at my land
Auctioneer with his gavel in hand
and he says "it's got to go."
Worked this peice all my life
it broke my heart and it took my wife
Now I've got nothing to show

I need a job for these two hands
I'm a workin' man
with nowhere to go

Wandered aimless in the city
with my dirt workin' boots and my old straw hat in hand
singing a song by Woody Guthrie
This land is your land; it ain't my land
I'm a workin' man, with nowhere to go

I was born to the sunrise
Breaking back all day
Now I've got something to say
I am broke but not broken
and I am not alone
cause there's a lot of folks
with nowhere to go

Are they ever gonna understand?
You can't leave a workin' man
with nowhere to go.

Are they ever gonna understand?
You can't leave a workin' man
with nowhere to go

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. Everyone hates Cassandra

Darn. Right again!

[wtmusic]

15. Gee, my 5th grade songbook only had the first three verses

I wonder why?

[johnnie]

16. Hmmm?

I wonder why too. :hi: