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This is some seriously funny shit- definitely worth the read!
At military recruitment day in school Rod and Todd talk about how great it would be to wear uniforms and screw nurses. Don't worry, they accepted Jesus so committing adultery is okay. All the suckers join the military and being in George Bush America get sent to war right after bootcamp. Going to war and killing people wasn't a problem with Rod and Todd. As they told Derek God understands being a forgiving, peace loving Chrisitan and blowing the shit out of the infidels who are your enemy. Hey, if bombing campaigns against third world countries is good enough for Jesus then it's good enough for us. An end to major combat operations is declared by some stoned chimp in a flight suit and a few minutes later the three characters die. Of course the fundy is more than happy to die because fundies are scared of living.
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The devil was quite amusing. Despite being God's arch enemy he plays the task of employee quite well torturing people on God's behalf. If he really hated God he'd make hell into a posh resort thus defying God's wishes. Well it did look like an orgy with the hellbound characters writhing on the floor moaning. Maybe it's torture because hell is filled with premature ejaculation and small penises while heaven is filled with all the big dicks.
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Then we go to heaven. If white isn't your color then heaven isn't for you, but if you like being a male cross dresser then they have a spot open. The streets of heaven are paved with gold, just like Billy Graham predicted. All that money that you donated to church went to reconstruction projects in heaven because God loves that shiny metal, that greedy bitch.
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