Send your sissy boy to bible gun camp.Is this for real ??

[rhino47]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0703/biblecamp.html

Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!
Checklist and Frequently Asked Questions!

What can I do to help my child have a great camp experience?

Fathers, before your boy leaves for camp, privately discuss the importance your church family's reputation. Make sure that he is fully aware that if he does anything to embarrass you or the Lord this summer, Jesus will tell on him and you will beat his little bare behind with a rusty buckle and have him shipped off to a Russian orphanage when he gets home. Let him know that you didn't raise him to be a sissy or a cry-baby so if you get word that any of that nonsense is going on, he'll have to find a new Daddy when he gets back from camp, because you don't want him to be your son anymore.

[dhinojosa]

1. Landoverbaptist is not for real....same folks from

whitehouse.org

[tyedyeto]

2. Parody site....some funny shit there. n/t

[nickinSTL]

3. Landoverbaptist is a parody site

though I wouldn't put such a thing past the fundies

[aden_nak]

4. Landover Baptist is a satire site. :D

[sui generis]

5. it's landover babtist chu-hurch of the baby jeebus

of course it's real

:evilgrin:

[rhino47]

7. With fundies so extreme its kinda hard to tell anymore

[sui generis]

10. you have a point there though

sad but true

The funniest thing is reading their contact mail -- they routinely get people who think it really is a church.

[Brewman_Jax]

6. Of course it's real

you don't love jeebus, do ya? If you did, you'd send your kid to vacation bible gun camp! :silly:

[calico1]

8. I agree its a satire site, but have some of you

looked at the message boards? Some pretty racist comments there.

[Mutley]

9. I'm glad it's not real because

"Make sure that he is fully aware that if he does anything to embarrass you or the Lord this summer, Jesus will tell on him and you will beat his little bare behind with a rusty buckle and have him shipped off to a Russian orphanage when he gets home."

This scared me!

[Strawman]

11. that's funny n/t