Had Job Interview for Public Enemy position yesterday

[Magrittes Pipe]

But I don't think Griff likes me. :(

[cassandra uprising]

1. Griff doesn't like anybody.

I think he feels undervalued.

[flvegan]

2. I take it you'll be wearing that big damn clock now, whoisflavhedges?

[derby378]

4. Cold Lampin' with whoisalhedges

So what'll you be doing for PE? Collaborating with Harry Allen or something?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. The job description involved "dropping dope-ass rhymes."

I believe my experience in quality control and project managemet qualifies me for this role.

[derby378]

9. Just remember one word - onomatopeia

You'll do just fine.

[KurtNYC]

15. Does it also involve fighting the power?

[Zuni]

3. Just purchase an enormous timepiece

and you might get in with Flava Flav. Just dont make any 9-1-1 jokes.:P

[derby378]

7. A horned Viking helmet might work, too

Or you could get those over-the-top-of-your-head sunglasses he sometimes wears. They look cool, but they can be pricey. But they'll make you look like a mad scientist.

[JVS]

5. They finally are firing flavor-flav for his erratic behavior?

[dolo amber]

8. Well to be fair...

You have been known to consort with the Jews. :o

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I've even been known to canoodle with them.

:o

[flvegan]

11. At least we know now just how low they CAN go.

[coloradodem2005]

12. Did Chuck D like you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. With ten years of experience fighting the power, bringing the noise...

...and clearing the way for the prophets of rage; my qualifications for this position are superior.

[coloradodem2005]

14. Well then tell them that.

[flvegan]

16. More importantly, did Terminator X like him? He's been known to "go off".

[asthmaticeog]

17. Of COURSE Griff doesn't like you.

You're boning a Jewess.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. I am such a race traitor.

:cry:

[derby378]

19. Who DOES make Flavor's weird over-the-head glasses, anyway?

Here's the best photo of them I could find so far - only saw them once in Vegas, and they were $150 NIB in 2002.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=61&item=7518279201&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[swag]

20. Yo, you ain't milquetoast.

Clear the way, clear the way for the Al-1-W.