What do you want?

[JimmyJazz]

Right now, at this exact moment, I want a neck rub.

(keep it clean, please)

[Jara sang]

1. I don't want anything...

[JimmyJazz]

6. Of course you do....

Pick.

[Jara sang]

15. I'm trying to live a life free from desire...

Desire is the cause for all suffering in the world.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. A home of my own.

Away from the wicked witch of Kingfisher.
Duckie

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Her.

[JimmyJazz]

4. Breaking News: You've got her.

Pick something el

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. For now.

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

10. "For now" is great. Some of us would

like a little "for now" - ya know?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I just want her to know.

She says she knows, but I don't think she knows.

[JimmyJazz]

17. FWIW - I think she does.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Only a fool would think someone could save you.

The men in the factory, old and cunning....

Aw, fuck it. You've put one of my favorite Clash songs in my head (it's no "Cheapskates" or "I'm not Down," though).

[JimmyJazz]

26. I've had a Death or Glory earworm going for DAYS now:

Truer words have not been spoken:

Every gimmick hungry yob digging gold from rock 'n' roll
Grabs the mike to tell us he'll die before he's sold
But I believe in this-and it's been tested by research
That he who fucks nun will later join the church

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. If it's true a rich man leads a sad life

(that's what they say from day to day)
Then what do all the poor do with their lives
on judgment day -- with nothing to say?

[JimmyJazz]

29. read this. It's funny as hell.

http://www.acidlogic.com/sexpistols_clash.htm

[JimmyJazz]

33. can you give me a non-Mick earworm, please

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. You think the coke is flowing like

A river up our noses.
You're supposed to be a star
Not a cheapskate in a band.

[FuzzySlippers]

5. I want someone else to take a walk for me.

I'm feeling too inert to do it myself.:silly:

[progmom]

8. I want an hour of my life back

So I could actually make it to the gym before it closed. :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

12. oopsie daisies - I feel responsible.

[progmom]

14. yesh

it is all your fault.

;)

[xmas74]

9. diet coke w/ lemon and lime wedges.

I have the diet coke but I don't have the lemon and the lime.

[solinvictus]

11. $14.5 billion dollars..

and a Russian submarine crewed out. That's my standing order.

[lumberingbear]

16. I want to be back at home in Florida!

I am going home Friday for 4 weeks!!!!

[MissB]

18. I'd like my headache to go away

That is all.

[JimmyJazz]

19. a neck rub would do wonders for that.

We need some volunteers - STAT :o

[MissB]

23. True!

I'll hunt someone down for one.

[legally blonde]

20. Al Gore as President

But I would settle for a good foot rub.:eyes:

[MissB]

22. Then my hands would smell like Diet Pepsi

so no foot rub. Sorry.

[SOteric]

24. A little nuzzling with my sweetie,

listening to the rain hit the roof.

[JimmyJazz]

25. Will that happen soon? (I hope)

[Redstone]

28. Morphine.

Redstone

[Huckebein the Raven]

30. Well

I would like to drive this:



Here:




or German chocolate cake:




:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

31. What I always want

Someone to understand what I just said.

[Lady Effingbroke]

32. Bush & Co. out of office and in the Hague.

Hope for the future (both collectively and personally).

A job that pays more than minimum wage.

A neck rub would also be nice!

[In_The_Wind]

34. a romantic weekend

*sigh*

[JimmyJazz]

37. Me, too.

*sigh*

[In_The_Wind]

41. I believe

really I do!

[youthere]

36. I want..

to save a ton of money on my car insurance.

[asthmaticeog]

38. I want nothing.

Possessions lead away from enlightenment.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Shut up and give me a Straub, Buddha.

[asthmaticeog]

43. Here you go.

And that's Augustus to you, Buster.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Since when is a neck rub a possession?

Besides, I lost all my memorabilia in a flood, so I certainly know about placing false value on material objects.

[asthmaticeog]

44. Since when was I talking about you?

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[JimmyJazz]

45. Must I remind you?

It's always all about me. Me. Me. Me. Sheesh :eyes: You'd think one or two reminders a day would be enough, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :P

[SarahB]

42. To know.

To for once and for all, just know.

[asthmaticeog]

49. KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[deadparrot]

46. Liberals in power. nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. A foot rub.

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a foot rub.

[progressoid]

48. to feel 21 again

[Arkana]

50. I'd like a summer job I DON'T hate with a passion

That would be nice.

[Wapsie B]

51. Happiness.

Happiness and total self-knowledge.

[JimmyJazz]

52. Those are both journeys

and choices.

[Wapsie B]

58. Yeah,

but just telling myself I'm happy won't make it so.

[JimmyJazz]

59. Perhaps not. But telling yourself you are miserable WILL make

THAT so. ;)

[Wapsie B]

62. Point well taken.

;-)

[elshiva]

53. I would like JimmyJazz to hug me!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

57. You got it, Baby!

:loveya: back!

[elshiva]

61. Thanks, but I'd rather it be in person!

[JimmyJazz]

64. I don't think you are that far from me --

we should meet in person.

[elshiva]

67. Where are you in Pennsylvania?

[JimmyJazz]

69. I'm about 1 1/2 hours north east of Baltimore.

[elshiva]

70. WoW! I am 45 minutes north of Baltimore so that would not take

long at all! ;)

[JimmyJazz]

74. We are practically neighbors!

We could meet at Fell's Point for some serious food!

[elshiva]

75. Been awhile since I got to Fells Point, hon.

Also there is the problem that I only have my learners and am terrified of meeting people because I know they would shoot me on sight if it was not against the law. :cry: If you met me you'd hate me!

[JimmyJazz]

76. There is not a chance in hell that I won't like you.

:hi: We'll work something out :D

G'night for now.

[elshiva]

77. Goodnight! I will always love you!

Good night!
:loveya:

[Reverend_Smitty]

54. Something sweet to eat

not sure what though

[Dukkha]

55. I WANNA ROCK!

ROCK!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[ScreamingMeemie]

56. Sleep!

:boring:

[Mrs_Beastman]

60. A good book to read

Any suggestions?

[JimmyJazz]

63. Yes! Hands down: Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff

Jesus' Childhood Friend - by Christopher Moore. It is absolutely hilarious - if Mr. Beastman won't mind you laughing out loud in bed :D

[RevCheesehead]

65. Biff's the best!

Funniest damn book I've read in a LONG time! :)

[Mrs_Beastman]

66. k

We are making a trip to the library soon...I will check it out if they have it.

[Aristus]

68. A massage.

My back is KILLING me!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

71. Hi there, JimmyJazz,

The only thing I want is for you to answer my PM, just posted! Thanks a bunch...

:hide:

[JimmyJazz]

73. I've already done that!

:hug: and :*

[u4ic]

72. Good health

how I long for good health...:hi:

[rockymountaindem]

78. I wish my favorite girl was with me right now.

And I wish she'd drop that line about how she's "afraid of boys and can't trust anyone", even though I'm a boy and she already trusts me anyway.

Sheesh... I need to find a new girl.

P.S.
Nevertheless, if the above would happen, I'd stop looking for a new girl ;)

[rotwang]

79. What I want

Is to give you what you want!

[LiberallyInclined]

80. Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen-

you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

[Heidi]

81. Our birthright!

Thanks for giving me my first good laugh of the day!

[terrya]

82. I want to be with my man,

I miss him so damned much. I want to wrap my arms around him and hold him tight...and to tell him I love him more than words can say.

That's what I want, JJ. At this exact moment in time.

[Left_Winger]

83. At least an interview for a job I applied for

It's a really great job doing what I want to do and in a really cool location. They began reviewing applications on 1 May and I have to wait... and wait (they made a point of stating in the ad: "no phone calls or e-mails please"). So far there has not been a letter of rejection, but I do not know how long this will take. My fingers (and toes) are crossed.

[Spacemom]

84. A cure for cancer

In time to save my mom. :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

85. ....

:hug:

[bertha katzenengel]

86. To stop the nausea. I am barfy every got-damned morning.

I'm sick and tired of calling Ralph on the Big White Telephone.