STUNNING REVELATION: "Sith" is secret code for "Bush"

[SpiralHawk]

That's right.

See, if you transpose the S into a B
then transpose the I into a U
then transpose the T into an S
And finally -- and this is the key -- leave the H alone.

You get BUSH.

Proving beyond any feeble effete Repulicorporitist arguments to the contrary, that George W. Bush is really pResident* Coocoobanannas, and Star Wars totally rocks.

[swag]

1. Third derivative confirms

[okieinpain]

2. uh, I thought everybody already knew that.

[Lannes]

3. I hear Darth Vader says "Nucular" in the film

[okieinpain]

4. that would be really cool.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Same theory as "HAL" in "2001"

That was supposed to be IBM - using the same formula as you just wrote.

Excellent............

[neuvocat]

6. Now if only they didn't kill the fillibuster in the Galactic Senate.

[Melynn]

7. Does Darth Vader ride a bicycle and read "My pet goat"

in the "Revenge of the Sith"? If so, I think you may be on to something.

[autorank]

8. Well, now I'll see the film. Where is this code documented.

If it isn't, that's fine too. I'll take your word for it.

[SpiralHawk]

12. Oh, you can always trust me. Fer sure.

I based my primary and secondary calculations on the Enochean Reduction Code of Algorythmic Hyperbolic Denominators. Therefore, you can have full faith and credit in everything I write when it is based on that particular INFALLIBLE system.

yours for Truth, Justice, and the American Way
Superflously, SuperHawk (alter ego of olde SpiralHawk)

[autorank]

13. SuperHawk, Spiral Hawk ... whatever...where do I send the cash?

haha...what a riot, the most popular movie of the new millennium taunts and ridicules *. Now we're talking real throw-weight.

Infused with INFALLIBILITY,
auto

[pinkpops]

9. If U saw Hitchhikers guide I think the Prez of the universe was

cut from the Bush template

[autorank]

10. Bush could never be that cool or that random. Plus that guy left...

...* is the gift that keeps on giving.

[nytemare]

11. Life is creepily imitating art that was imitating life

In the first movies, the comparison to Hitler and the Nazi's is apparent. If Bush is worried about this movie portraying him in a bad light, he only needs to be less like Hitler.