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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 06:46 PM
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One of the better drinking stories making the rounds...

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar in Minnesota.

Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it", said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

:applause: ! :woohoo: ! :spray: :rofl:
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 07:01 PM
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1. I wonder if that would be illegal
If someone really did that, I'm sure the cop would try to drum something up.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 07:22 PM
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3. I dunno, depends on the cop I suppose
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 07:28 PM
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5. probably not illegal
but that wouldn't stop a pissed off cop from sticking a boot up some ass for "resisting arrest" or "assault."
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 07:10 PM
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2. LOL! What a great idea!
Or it would be, if it wasn't so tragic that doing it would mean that a bunch of drunken self-absorbed pieces of shit would be driving around just waiting to kill an innocent.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 07:25 PM
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4. Second that....
Brilliant, and completely stupid.
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