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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:32 PM
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Something for the "Matcom File"
A Kinky housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement. The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life.


http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005221337,00.jpg


But as she pushed her trolleyshe got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted. The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

Paramedics rushed to help — and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:33 PM
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1. My granny was from Swansea, Wales.
I wonder if it's a relative?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:35 PM
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2. How embarrassing. Good advert for Passion Pants though.
That reminds me of when Patsy Stone on AbFab had her vibrating pager in her knickers.
:spank:
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:49 PM
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5. Yes the company should give her a fee and a lifetime supply!
Now that's perfect product placement advertising! ;)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:52 PM
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6. They should also market..matching helmets
:)
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:37 PM
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3. great idea
for my anniversary gift to my wife along with bicycle helmet.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 03:39 PM
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4. The Sun's article title: KOd by vibrating pants
:rofl:
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