Spam Found Poetry for Today

[NewHampshireDem]

Here is the first in what I hope to be a series of outsider art found poetry ... drawn from the subject lines of my spam folder! Engjoy! :) And, oh, "congratulations."

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Make MONEY or EXCUSES it's YOUR CHIOCE
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yooooooo ;-)
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why Do you NOT want a Breguet
Just check it out ;-)
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[Redstone]

1. Hey, that's good. A new art form, like the Rumsfeld haikus?

Maybe make song lyrics out of the spam subjects next time?


Redstone

[LynzM]

2. Sweet

I saw someone online who was collecting the random crap at the bottom of those emails (the stuff to bypass the filters) and posting it as poetry. Some of it was really funny! Yours is better though (aside from the implication of how much spam you get!)

[NewHampshireDem]

3. If I let my email go unchecked and unpurged for 24 hours ...

I'll usually have 100-200 spam emails in my inbox. I have 5 e-mail addresses (thanks to having a couple of domains and websites I run), but most of them come to only 2 of the addresses. When I went on vacation for two weeks last summer I had over 2000 spam emails. :(